I swear to God I was peeing in the bathroom and was just taking glances around and this mf had a choir genetic superiority in his ♥♥♥♥♥. One glance and I knew it was as girth as a rolled up magazine and as long as an electric pencil sharpener. And based on the balls this is what it was shriveled, mine is 2 INCHES FLACCID. It does a magic trick nearly quadrupling or more in length when it gets hard confirmed with my ex furry girlfriend who gave me head in a forest but soft, its barely bigger then my pinky, while hard it touches the belly button and goes across full hand but who tf cares bout that. I got no girth, and no showmanship, while some rando comes our with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gawker, I wish my ♥♥♥♥ was just hard length 24/7 with more girth so my ♥♥♥♥ print in sweatpants didn't end at the ball line fr fml istg.

I read the Bible and Jesus and the Apostoles and everything always wants them to clean their feet and are like obsessive over it. That and foreskin. What’s the deal? Where in the Ten Commandments does it say they need to wash those supple little doggies? I don’t think it does, so really I think Jesus just had a foot fetish and put it in the Bible as some kind of exhibitionist kink to see his followers religiously wash their feet for the rest of history. Maybe god has a foot fetish and just gave Jesus his will so he would watch them toes for eternity. Just my thoughts 🤪 I think it’s kind of hot but it does have me wondering…..