I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

LeL i didnt born and i like this kind of music. Well shut the ♥♥♥♥ up

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Also, people really underestimate the destructive capacity of a room full of children.


"My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ burns with the force of a thousand Orange Chicken. I regret nothing."

-Bob "Quote me on that" Saget

"Don't call me Joe Biden"

-Joe "Don't call me "Joe "Joe Biden" Biden" Biden"

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THERE'S A BALL OF FIRE 100 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIMES THE SIZE OF EARTH JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EXPLODING ALL THE TIME JESUS CHRIST WHY AREN'T WE DEAD