Ma'am, that's an entire five-pound piece of ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgam of meat from various pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained and, ultimately, inexorably united into an obelisk of unholy flesh. God had no hand in creating this aversion. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is powerless to alter His universe or ignore the horrors occurring in His kingdom. This pork prism is more than just delicious meat. It is a physical declaration of humanity's disregard for the natural order. It is manifest arrogance. We also have a low sodium variety if you prefer.

ty

Happy Bday!

Началник, стана беля.
Качих се на грешния самолет, към Япония, не към Германия.
Ще хвана следващия полет към София.

Happy Bday!

Oh ♥♥♥♥, I'm sorry.

Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our ♥♥♥♥♥. Especially since they’re such good size and all.

Yeah, i see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.

It gets bigger when I pull on it.

MMmmMmMmMmmm

Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin
Well my daddy taught me a few things too, like uh, how to not to rip the skin by, uh, using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.

Will you show me?

I'd be right happy to…

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
♥♥♥♥ You!
Oh, ♥♥♥♥ you leather man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think you're so tough.
Oh yeah? I'll kick your ass!
Ha! Yeah right man. Let's go! Why don't you get out of that leather stuff? I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say?
Yeah, no problem buddy!

Happy Bday

hi

henlo mister japan

i see that you have coh 2

oi this is annissavestra accept friend request

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lmao what are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay? ↓ ↓

Hi, I can give my PLAYERUNKNOWN's Bandana for all your pubg inventory. I think it's a good offer since Bandana is popular and nice so if you ok just send me trade offer. I will accept your pubg inventory for my Bandana for sure but also can take any other reasonable offer

Oh ♥♥♥♥ das rude and dangerous. WHy are you such a threat to humanity smh

im high as ♥♥♥ rn

josh id ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of your tiny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
i can do gamma at the same time aswell

smae, stong girlz here

want sex me i am very stong girl

why do you argue in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thread lmao

no its my minecraft server password ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Uhhhh.... RYOTO! He doesn't live cause bulldogs

what breathes but does not live

uwotm8
how about you slide into my DMs

well guess wut i alreddee wun fite

i fite u ghamma

i bet your one of those people who love the game "Doki Doki Literature Club". I find your quality in games quite laughable and pathetic. Please continue to entertain me with your charming sense of high-quality games like Nekpara and Sakura Swimming Club. Meanwhile, I'll be playing epic games like COD World War 2 and Assassins Creed Origins, games that are beyond your scope of tangibleness. Have a crappy weekend

FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW

germaboo

stfu ♥♥♥

lets play PUBG some time baby ;) xD

Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme abaadabajire

I am chiese, D o you know? I want to make friend with you.

hello Do you rember me ? Today join me steam name?

bro is your loli even legal LOL??!?!

↓ two bakas two weaboos

b-bakana?!?

diamond pick

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up

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fich dich, japanisch.

oh look i found a germaboo

beep beep. im minus8

beep beep. you're a sheep

hell yea mothafka

beep beep. reasons to live

Ryoto, you have swolen Meme glands. We might have to amputate.

I love memes.

h e l l o