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It's just chocolate cake with red colouring and cream cheese frosting!
Red Velvet is a fraud. A sham. A LIE!
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON CHEESECAKE. I LOVE CHEESECAKE, BUT IT'S AN IMPOSTOR. IT'S A PIE. A F*CKING PIE.
"what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a fidget spinner", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my magnetism. I have already started attaching magnets to myself, and now i'm improving my spinniness by regularly rotating on an axis with my magnetism.
I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy the fidgeting of retarded children, and if you don't you're oppressing me, retarded children, and fidget spinners like me around the world, and you should check your center of magnetism. Thank you for being so understanding.
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