"The Enrichment Centre is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counselling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all."

GLaDOS, Portal

Ally of the Confederacy of Independent Systems
"Hmm...Abilities of organism Abathur well-designed. Uncertain will not change. Entity Blizzard notorious for iteration."
"I never look for trouble, but it always seems to find me. Usually in a bar."
"Nice gun. Compensatin' for somethin '?"
"I love the smell of napalm in the...well, pretty much any time."
"Infinite mana! Armored Dragonscales!"
"They say odd objects attract gunfire...and that red team sure looks pretty odd to me."
"Kneel before the Lord of Terror."
"YOU CHALLENGE THE ARCHLICH OF NAXXRAMAS, ESTEEMED LICH LORD OF THE PLAGUELANDS, COMMANDER OF THE DREAD NECROPOLIS, MASTER AND FOUNDER OF THE CULT OF THE DAMNED, FORMERLY OF THE COUNCIL OF SIX, CREATOR OF THE ABOMINATION, CORRUPTER OF THE SUNWELL, SUMMONER OF ARCHIMONDE THE DEFILER, BETRAYER OF HUMANITY, FOUNDER AND FIRST DARKMASTER OF THE SCHOLOMANCE, SCHOOL OF DARK ARTS AND NECROMANCY, CREATOR AND MASTER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN, CORRUPTOR OF THE ASHBRINGER, HEARTHSTONE ENTHUSIAST, CARING OWNER OF MR. BIGGLESWORTH THE CAT, AND MAJORDOMO TO THE LICH KING HIMSELF, KEL'THUZAD??"
"Cornn Flaek"
"Locksed up and Loaderted"


"I've gotten many matches on Tinder and some have been quite nice. So, I think I can get Li-Ming"-Corneleus 2k16

"There's something coming. I can't make out what it is."
"I don't like it. Prepare to attack!"
"Uh, what if it's one of ours?"
"Shut up, sergeant! I'm in command here!"
"Roger Roger."

6≠7 but 9=8
45 is the first Hexamorphic number ^^
Definitely living in the centre of the Amazon :3
Aperture Industries©


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