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Game Experience So Far:

1. Start off by admiring art design and the simplistic beauty of game in front of you.
2. Get kinda worried because a dragon came over to look at your little kingdom.
3. Forget that Dragon ever came and focus on gathering wood and stone.
4. Get upset because Dragon came back and burned your people alive in their homes.
5. Kept gathering materials all the while forgetting that there are threats to you.
6. Get really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ upset because you don't have any way to stop the Vikings that are invading.
7. Only build Castle Walls around Kingdom because I'm butthurt.
8. Become extremely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ upset because you forgot to feed your people while you were building walls.
9. Everything is finally working out and then Vikings bring Ogres to invade all while a Dragon is burning my Kingdom.
10. Tell myself that I finally know what I'm doing and I'll do better on my next playthrough.
11. Repeat