Sometimes when I think about raccoons, I get a little hard. I mean it's not wrong or anything, I just think about them in a sexual sort of way. I actually went to the pet store the other day and got myself a fit raccoon. After brutally shoving my erect penis inside it, I rapidly ejaculate bucket-loads of semen as if it were a small child. My mum says I have many superpowers but I wouldn't call premature ejaculation a superpower, then I tell that ♥♥♥♥♥ to go die.

Love,
Jeffery xx

+rep great sex life

+rep good guy

+rep great person!

-rep is gay

•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨` MERRY CHRISTMAS •*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`
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(...'•'.. )*˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬ .
¯˜"*°•♥•°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°•♥•°*"˜¯` AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR FOR 2019
From Viper