Recent reviews by M1

My mom walked into my room while I was playing this game. I explained to her what a fidget spinner was and what this game's objective is. She looked me dead in the eye had the AUDACITY to say with a straight face, "What is the point of playing this game? Why did I waste my money on getting you this game?" I responded, "You should give this game a try. It's not that bad, I swear!" She sat down and began to play. It's been 5 years and she hasn't moved from her chair. I think she's died of starvation from playing this masterpiece of a game and her rotting, decomposing corpse has only instinct to continue playing this game. I'm too afraid to bother her because, on the off chance she is still alive, she would literally murder me for ruining her immersion in this masterpiece of a game.

ive played this game for so long i think im getting brain tumors and anal fissures

I came home from school one day, and I was eager to start the weekend. I was bored of most games, so I decided to search the free to play section. What happened next is the turning point of my life.

All my life I've been an atheist, but what I've seen today is absolute proof that there is some kind of all-loving intelligent being. No way would such a superb product ever hit steam stores if there was no driving force in humanity, pushing the limits of what is possible today.

I've seen absolutely stunning and groundbreaking games, but the drone technology present in this game is so amazing and advanced that it requires multiple supercomputers hooked up to massive eiffel towers in order to power one. The intellegent designer is so present in this drone technology that I can only dream of ever being able to grasp the smallest part inside of it.

The pooping mechanic in this game adds so much depth to the combat and the co-op style deactivation of the drones. Imagine you're in a battle, only 6% health remaining, you've just emerged victorious over every other person, and you realize from the grumbling in your stomach that you really need to poop. A normal person would just pull down their pants and poop in the woods, knowing they're the only person left on the island. But this game is not for mere simpletons. You are forced to keel over and die before pooping your pants.

The combat mechanics are amazing. The action-packed moments inside of each engagement are so fun and rewarding. The best part is when you are able to use so much skill that your enemy's game crashes. It's almost like God is accepting the fact that you have been training for so much longer than the simpleton that you are fighting and He swings his almighty fist against the processor of your opponent's computer, crashing the game. Even if they somehow manage to beat your 69 hours in the game, you will emerge victorious, as their game will prompty crash when they attempt to use the helicopter.

Would I recommend this game? Hell yes. I can imagine that within only a few days, I will drop out of school and take everything from my savings account to spend the last few weeks before starvation playing this absolute masterpiece of a game.

Edit: This game is also frenetic