Unhip? don't give me that, uh uh don't give me that. Listen, i'm probably the hippest guy you know. I've got a house full of strangers, i've got lizards, i've got dogs, i've got pot, i've got acid, i've got lsd cubes.
Don't tell me about hip, I am so hip, it hurts, that's how hip I am.

Yeah if you wanna know where the real party's at get ya ps2 online cus im bhoppin my way to the mx vs atv leaderboards and the only one that can hold me back is pedro. Yeah, I didn't use a capitol for pedro, and i'm NOT GONNA. It's time we rise from the contraints of periods and shift keys and become a better society that doesn't care how wait what am i talking about ok ok ok ok look last week or last month or a year and whatever I was on my watercooled ps2 and I decided to overclock it and yes no maybe i may have caught my house on fire but thankfully there was a hurricane so only my walls went out. so like my walls are gone send me money but if you dont got money well my ps2 still faster than you'll ever be so if you wanna go in cod then prepare to get ass whooped burning down the house woo watch out i may just have a baby are you really reading this wow ok anyway when my house was burnign I had a major decisionto make and that was to save my one of a kind coffee cup from DS9 set or my 2 (now 4) year old cat and i know what you're thinking right, save da cat save da cat im like noo I wanted that cut so look I got the cup and did I mention my shirts on fire yeah my shirts on FIRE and I climb out the window yea out da window jump in pool it nice in toasty then bam a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat jumps in my face like wtf i decided your fate and you do this to me and get this the little box was dirty so now im smellin burnt cat ♥♥♥♥ its like cmon give a man a brake. Anyway it's really windy in my house its like one of those gazeebboososss but cooler all the neighbors come and think its a garage sale im like no dont take that calculator watch I need to calculate and they say well how am I supposed to calculate on the go and I just got really angry I stormed in my wall-less house and took a shower and while i'm cleanin myself in deep thought rodney dangerfield himself comes up and asks me how much for the tub, no respect. You know i'm a big st fan right??? I was actually in the wrath of kahn (SHUTTUUUPPPPP) yes that's right (not telln age) I was the earworm that goes in chekovs ear yup true story did I mention I like chess? I don't but I do like imagining im smarter than everyone so in my head im better than you in every way including chess and I don't have to prove myself (loser). You like cloning? I sell clones PM me for clone info.

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That's it for now, clone-kisser2k out