It was a lonely evening playing League of Legends with tha bois. Then i shot myself while on my high. Bubbles proceeded to shove a piece of cake into Jony's throat. I did not die immedietly, then got back up after being high. I proceeded to "♥♥♥ bubble's bich," then our Lord and Saviour Brayden Taonga Chukwuemeka Window floated into the room. In his divine presence, Jonathan Chappell proceeded to cough up the piece of cake forcfully shoved down his throat by Bubbles. The projectile hit me in the face. However i did not die again. Brayden revived me in my unconciousness. His divine presence had destroyed all evil that remained from the evil Blake who was not really evil but was considered evil for the sake of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass story of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ death. Afterward, Daniel found his way into the room with an ice cream in his hand. Jony says "iS tHaT a dIaCk?" Daniel replies "Nah dog, i be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ur bich," followed by Daniel proceeding to murder Jonee with the ice cream cone. He saw me with my lenny faced face in the corner of the room. "I. WILL. ♥♥♥. UR. BICH!" Daniel exclaimed as he ran to the helpless portal who was about to meet his demise. But Brayden was not about to have Portal come face to face with death just yet. He froze time "Pherimonse thank you jesus you just saved my ass," daniel randomly exclamined "why am i facing death on the first floor. Im kidding calm ur tits." Brayden looked at Daniel........ "what?".......... he asked. Daniel simply stood there with his derp face on as time was frozen. Brayden looked at Portal and said, "It's time for your mortal life to end my dear portal," the divine one explained. "Yey~" I replied in the most kawaii way possible. "You my devine son shall assend upon the throne of brayden with me as one god to reign upon the world of biches for ever and always for the good within the brayden, bich and pimp. You, Portal Underscore Ma Boi ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Faggotass Laxatives, shall stand guard as the one and only sentinel of Brayden's "Dope-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" kingdom..."
"AWWW ♥♥♥♥ YUUUU!" Daniel said.
"uuUUUUhh i don kno" I replied, "Okay ma ♥♥♥♥♥! As long as there's weed!"
Brayden then unpaused time. Daniel shoved the ice cream cone down Portal's throat. His last words before my death were "I will ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥. and i will ♥♥♥♥ braydens ♥♥♥♥♥ and i will ♥♥♥♥ jonees ♥♥♥♥♥, but i will not ♥♥♥♥ blakes ♥♥♥♥♥ for i am afraid of catching aids," then portal passed away to become the sentinel of Braydenism. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ biches and gettin money... all day... errday.