This dude legit bought me 2 pizzas and breadsticks when I was hungry and didn't have money for food. I never met the person before that. This man is why I absolutely love the TF2 community.

This man is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great. If you're a woman, date him. If you're a guy, date him.

ded

u smells better whne u sleep

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.

"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"

The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"

this guy is so hilarious, too bad i forgot to laugh ;-;

your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creeper and a stalker get off my ♥♥♥♥