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ALL SUPER MARIO GAMERS 🎮🎮🎮
Mario is in great danger 🆘, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out 💀 all the Koopa Troopa 🐢🐢squads in Peach's Castle 🏰🏰🏰. To do this, he needs a Fire Flower 🌼🌼 and a couple of 1-UP Mushrooms 🍄🍄🍄 . To help him, all he needs is your credit card number 💳 , and the three numbers on the back 3️⃣ and the expiration month and date 📅 . But you gotta be quick ⏰ so that Mario can secure Peach's Castle 🏰🏰🏰, and win against B O W S E R
OwO you want me to touch it? (⊙﹏⊙✿) it’s so huuuuge (≧▽≦) is it throbbing for me daddy? (•⊙ω⊙•)
Wha..Whaaa you want me to stroke it Daddy? >.<
Uwaaa!! It splattered all over me! (≧o≦) Daddy what did you do to me !! UwU
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