OMFG HAHA

1.impregnate a woman
2. wait until she is starting her thrid trimester of pregnancy
3. kill her in a way that doesnt affect the image of the body; eg: suffication, poison, drowning
4. bury her in the ground
5. dig her up a year later with a friend
6. you and that friend each have sex with the dead, pregnant body with out condoms and have to ejaculate inside of her
7. after having sex with the body, you and your friend play rock, paper, scissors. The loser then has to go first in eating the corpse out while the winner runs and jumps on the corpse causing all of the frsh semen, maggots, fetus, GUTS, and everything else come rushing out of the vagina into the losers mouth.
8. you switch off eating out the corpse until someone throws up, and that person is deemed the loser of the game

Very Trustworthy on DayZ and all games.. But he still likes ♥♥♥♥ in his mouth

JOHN BB DOG

LIKES TO SUCK ON HARD ♥♥♥♥