This guy thought the sun moved around the Earth. Don't believe a word he says.

Real cool dude. Gave him 1% of my power to ram people in ETS.

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Danny started grunting loudly as he pinned the lump to the floor, this woke me and mik and I can say we weren’t at all happy with what we saw.
“what the ♥♥♥♥ do you thinks your doing ♥♥♥♥?” Mike spat, “w..ww. I was hungry and needed some more shooooooes.” “♥♥♥♥ off Danny fought for this meal and you can’t just take our shoes.” “I’ll deal with this” I said. I signaled for Danny to open Lump’s mouth, I went over to the kangaroo corpse and cut of its balls, “Yummy! Tastey. Hmmm hmmmm” he eat well. We managed to become amigos in the bush and we made harry clean “♥♥♥♥ hole” – I don’t think I really need to explain the purpose of it. Solid bloke.

4 Months down the road.
“Go on Danny! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knock the ♥♥♥♥ out of him” we re-join the story in Australia where Danny’s picked an unsuitable fight with a large male kangaroo. Luckily Danny used his Kungfu to get the better of him. We had a good meal that night, looking up at the stars and seeing how long we can keep our faces in the fire before pulling them out. That night wasn’t all good, there was this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sketch bloke named Lumpy, who tried to Knick our shoes and steal some kangaroo meat, luckily Danny always sleeps with one eyes open, so he jumped to his feet, ripped his shirt off, slapped his belly and charged straight for the unaware Harry

At this point, The Lorry is hurtling along the road 80, 90, 100, 120 we don’t know what to do with ourselves so we kick open the back door, grab Danny’s shoulders and launched onto the road riding Danny like a surfboard. Luckily, the poor ♥♥♥♥ has a good bounce and we land in the shrubbery beside the road. We see the lorry career into a bunch of cars and explode. “well we’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥ now” says mike who cracks open a Carlton Draught from his pocket and ♥♥♥♥♥ his hand gun. “What the flying ♥♥♥♥ do you think your doing ♥♥♥♥” I Shout. “Isn’t it clear, we’re ‘gonna have to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat the drive!!” “♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥, that’s Danny he’s , he’d ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ taste like ♥♥♥♥, let’s just try and stop a car so that they can take us to the city”. “It’s Spencer by the way”, “Mikey, a pleasure to meet you”. “Fricking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥” Danny mutters “♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥”.

+Rep Well, well, well. I first met Mikey over in ‘nam, we were in the back of an explosive lorry lighting up a blunt or two and drinking ♥♥♥♥♥ petrol,(as it was known). I wasn’t interested in talking to the ♥♥♥♥, but just asking for a flame so that I could get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and bomb some shifty ♥♥♥♥♥ along the shore. I spoke to him and said, “oi ♥♥♥♥ face, chuck us the light” he looked ‘round creasing up his eyebrows “Get stuffed bush head”. At that exact moment, the ♥♥♥♥♥ driver, a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ hefty bloke named Daney sticks his robust head around the corner of the drivers seat and says to me, “WHAD DA HELL.” Me and Mikko grab the poor bastard but the cheeks and yank him over the explosives to where we’re sitting “no you don’t you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥” says Mik. .

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I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

Hey my N-word, just wanted to give a shoutout. I hope we can smoke a lot of illegal stuff in the future, maybe when my parents are not home.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ should be spelled with an N, not a B

In 2008, FBI gang investigator Jennifer Simon stated that 1-2% of the U.S. military belongs to gangs, which is 50-100 times the rate in the general population.[15] According to the Federal Bureau of Investigation's 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment, the NGIC has identified members of more than 53 gangs who have served in the United States military.
U.S. gangs have sometimes encouraged their members to join the military in order to learn urban warfare techniques, which they could then teach other gang members when they returned from service.

The FBI’s 2007 report on gang membership in the military stated that the military's recruit screening process is ineffective, and allows gang members/extremists to enter the military. The report listed at least eight instances in the previous three years in which gang members had obtained military weapons for their own use.
U.S. gang-related graffiti has shown up in Iraq since the beginning of the Iraq war in 2003.

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