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-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa
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Stewie: Do these huggies make my ass look big?
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Women give themselves to God when the Devil wants nothing more to do with them.
-- Arnould
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The `loner' may be respected, but he is always resented by his colleagues,
for he seems to be passing a critical judgment on them, when he may be
simply making a limiting statement about himself.
-- Sidney Harris
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Gold, n.:
A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined
deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately
bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done
anything to them.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
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Właśnie zostałeś uderzony murzynowską ręką i zostałeś moim murzynem.
Teraz dołączasz do gry w zaklepywanie murzynów.
ZASADY: Uderz kogo kolwiek
żeby zamienić go w swojego
murzyna zanim zostanie zajęty
przeze mnie! Nie możesz mi oddać - jestem twoim władcą murzynie!
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(¸,·´ (¸*♥Merry Christmas &
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