please stop caping mmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn

+rep Most patient man in L4D history.

You're in the woods
You hear foot step from behind but you think nothing of it
Jared fogle
He whips his ♥♥♥♥ out
Ready to rape your eight year old ass
Then you see him
Hes charging at you with a hard ♥♥♥♥
Jared fogle
Hes gonna ♥♥♥♥ you
Jared fogle
And not go to jail
Jared fogle
Hes gonna turn you into a pocket ♥♥♥♥♥
You sprint into an abandoned house
You think your safe when you get slapped with something
ITS JARED FOGLES ♥♥♥♥
you whip out your ♥♥♥♥
Jared fogle
You start ♥♥♥♥ dueling jared fogle
You snap his ♥♥♥♥ into two
You ass rape the ass rapist
You head home knowing you fiddled another mans diddle
that was gay

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Yo

I wish to increase awareness of the tragedy occuring to one of gaming's greatest franchises.

Sonic the Hedgehog is being destroyed by Sega. Sonic Boom (all versions) have sold under 1 million copies world wide. Sonic has become a true financial failure for the first real time in his history. Since SEGA is currently owned by a japanese pachinko machine company, they have been releasing unfinished, cheap games that sucked blood straight from the veins of the hedgehog himself (that's a lot of blood)

The twitter campaign to get Sega of Europe to localize Sega 3d classics in Europe worked. This proves that online campaigns to change corporate practices at Sega are effective. Now it is time to tell Sega what we want from them before the next main series sonic game is released!

Here are the basics:
1. More speed
2. Classic sonic
3. 3d and 2d gameplay
4. Return to the IDEA of sonic the hedgehog (Fast running, precision platforming)

Copy paste this to Save the hedgehog!