slugging garbo

+ Rep, Sweet Knight! Hail SaTan! wooo <3 ily <3

One day, many moons ago, my lover, SATAN, and I fornicated for the first time in an IHop parking lot. It was the best day of my life... or so I thought. The methhead. He came knocking on our window in the middle our bloody ass-lust. He busted through the window and held a knife to my neck. Naked and afraid, we both scrambled out of the truck, and ran. The cops chased us once they saw us streaking from one end of a sidewalk across the street to the other. Nono-spots flapping about in agitation, we were caught, and sent to federal prison. Then, we were registered as sex offenders. I know not what happened to SATAN after that, but I've made it my personal quest to reunite myself with him, for more bloody ass-lust.

met at a bar in montreal. i was drinking purified lighter fluid and he gazed into my eyes. immediately we fell in love and he took me back to his 2$ dumpster apartment so we could join in holy unity. i wanted him to put on protection but he told me that the only protection we needed was from the troops in afghanistan. i took his full length into my virgin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at once. the pain seared from my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to my hairs. we were in love and i did it for him. soon he grabbed my hair from the back and yelled out loud "I HOPE YOUR PIE IS READY BECAUSE WALUIGI'S CREAMY FILLING IS COMMING". he flooded my pie with his milky white cream. he hasn't responded to my messages ever since. please come back my love.

Cool dude when it comes to dead by daylight

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