Question authority.
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Humor in the Court:
Q: Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities?
A: He didn't offer me nothing; he just said I could have the furniture.
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I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!!
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Pascal is a language for children wanting to be naughty.
-- Dr. Kasi Ananthanarayanan
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"Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned father
inconsolable - demands recount!" -- Calvin
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Asleep at the switch! I wasn't asleep! I was drunk!

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Vigilante
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Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for. ;-)
-- Unknown source
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Yow!
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Beauty is one of the rare things which does not lead to doubt of God.
-- Jean Anouilh
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Luke Skywalker:
Alright, I'll give it a try.
Yoda:
No! Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
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yoloswag kappa man