The Good Lord didn't give me two hands if I wasn't supposed to masturbate whenever I see fit. It's my first amendment right as a United States citizen to join a Minecraft or Roblox server and announce when I begin masturbating, and sometimes I'll even open mic so everyone can hear me neigh like a horse when I get close.

Your intimidation tactics won't work on me. I mod 2 niche subreddits and I'm not afraid to take you on.

Jealousy isn't a good look on you, man. I get it, I get all the TF2 hacking videos made about me and all you're known as is girl pants pocketing the phlong pyro. Suck it ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass phlong btw. So yeah, don't mind me over here enjoying my internet fame and fortune why you post buttmad comments.

stay frosty

NA, aka "Not Advancing" is a region known for their brief yearly appearance in the group stage of worlds, where they manage to disappoint despite having zero expectations.

Hello, is this Pizza Hut?

Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not.

Now let’s discuss conditions. First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from “You racist creep” or “Is that your real voice?” to raucous schoolyard laughter and threats of the dreaded “toilet swirly.” However, your willingness to engage with me over the phone on the subject of pizza shows an intellectual fortitude and openness to dangerous ideas which reflects highly on your character. Huzzah, good sir. Huzzah.

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NSFW?? Ok hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your ♥♥♥♥ has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your ♥♥♥♥ (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own ♥♥♥♥ while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old ♥♥♥♥

Pigeons are AWESOME

Bro they? They’re just vibing. Like they go rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr while headbanging. They’re metal af. They are one of the most diverse species of birds and you can tell them apart easily even if they’re in a flock. I have about 10 sparrows coming at my window every day but I’ll never tell them apart because they all look the same. Pigeons say no to social norms!! They dress however they want and act however they want, plus a lot of them are disabled mentally or physically due to eating toxic things but they own their difference and other pigeons accept it gladly, sharing food with them. Unlike some birds who screech like there’s no tomorrow, pigeons aren’t noisy and the loudest noise they can make is about as loud as my phone vibrating. Also they’re never picky, you can throw any food at them and they eat it UWU I wonder why people hate pigeons. Also they’re not « dirty », it’s just that no one takes care of them.

I'm learning machine learning and I would like to do a boob detection system. To train my system I need a lot of pictures of boobs. Preferably cropped to be just the boobs.

I was hoping someone on here just has like a collection of 2TB of boobs (and knowing this sub, neatly categorized by size, ethnicity, and perk-factor). Note: that's not what I'm looking for, per se, but rather this is the place I would expect to find it.

If you didn't, of you had ideas? I was thinking of scanning GW or related subs and then manually sorting and then manually cropping the ones that need it. That feels like a lot of time. I'll do that if I need to, but I figured I would start here.

Hey man,

While we were watching two large sweaty dudes beat eachother up, I realized something. Not that I was into BBC or sweaty black men fighting, but that I'm super glad you're my friend.

Over the past 8 or so years we've gone from college to full-time jobs in different states, but we've never stopped talking or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around in some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ online game and I'm super grateful for that you're still in my life. You're awesome <3

Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it...

Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.' Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths.

You talk about penises like they’ve got feelings,' said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves.

Draco’s sleek, black penis. Identical to his father’s penis as far as Harry could remember.

Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany penis. Eleven inches.

There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's penis and mine sort of...connected.

Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, penises raised…

Your penis, Harry! Use your penis!' Hermione shouted.

There will be no foolish penis-waving or silly incantations in this class.

It’s the way you’re moving your penis,' said Hermione, watching Ron critically...

Oh, move over,' Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's penis, tapped the lock, and whispered, ‘ALABAMA!

Hello mate, im willing to give a good offer and a overpay for your tf2 items, please add me if you're interested, have a nice day!

Hello mate, im willing to give a good offer and a overpay for your tf2 items, please add me if you're interested, have a nice day!

I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT'RE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS.

Do they think the beekeepers will just keep those little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for fun?? Hell no they'll get exterminated at speeds unbeknownst to man. That will then cause all the other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plants to die because you know pollens and ♥♥♥♥ and then that's it for us too. The end of the world as we know it. All because some horny ♥♥♥♥♥ wanted some fancy jazz listening bee ♥♥♥♥. I say ♥♥♥♥ her man, i hope Ken is doing well for himself that man deserves it.

Imagine if your wife ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ left you for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bee. Like jesus christ they only live for 30 full days that's not even enough time to develop a good relationship. If you ask me my man Ken dodged a bullet right there. That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bee even got his wife involved in a court case, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ manipulative psychopath. And for what even, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ honey?? Its a healthy nutritious product and the bees don't even get hurt when they collect it. In fact they get a free ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hive in a protected area for ♥♥♥♥ sake . And besides after they ban honey collection what do you think will happen to those bees in the hives huh? That's right the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ honeybee holocaust.

ARE YOU LAUGHING AT CANADA

And another thing that pissed me off is that in the last episode of the war we find out that Stalin was a bad guy the entire time! Where was this foreshadowed to us? WTF, absolute character assassination. He was all about freeing the oppressed and bringing about a new system that wasn't shackling the poor and they made him a dictator? That is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

Anyways, WWII was cool but its end was absolutely trash and I would like you guys to sign a petition to have it rewritten.

So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through the war. Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deus ex super weapons that came out of no where.

My guardians, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the void. Forever bound to this realm. Let it be known, if the Exiles want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism though the void. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of the void. They will learn it's simple truth. The Exiles are lost, and they will resist. But I,Valdo Caeserius, will cleanse this place of their impurity.

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Exiles use the maps, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Valdo Caeserius, know the true power of the Void. I was lost in the dream, destroyed, but the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these imperfect creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold these Exiles come to scavenge and desecrate these sacred dreams.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

When you having sex 👉🏾👌🏻 wit a white girl 👧🏼 and she think you choking her to be kinky 👅💦 but you just gettin payback 🌚 for slavery 😫🙌🏾

Lmao shut up, 8th grade is nothing compared to 11th grade. Every few nights, I have a dream about taking a test, and failing, then waking up on the verge of crying realizing it’s a dream. That is if I even got sleep that night. You’re sitting there taking your easy algebra 1 and some easy general history course (which you probably think is an in depth history course but it’s not at all) and whatever science. Just wait till AP calculus, AP us history, AP chemistry and AP physics.

You use iPhone? Pathetic. I installed Linux on my Integrated Windows Phone. Now it can only run 2 apps yet it still far superior to your measly headphonejack-less beta cuck normie device you call 'iPhone'. Can you run the PC Chrome OS version on your phone? Didn't think so, and comparing my Lumia 865 to your iPhone 6s is embarrassingly easy old chum 😒🤭. Anyways mlady would you perhaps be accustomed to some 'netflix' and 'chill'; we could watch Big Mouth

Ancient alien theorists believe that intelligent life from the sky’s may have taught ancient beings how to turn elephants into canoes. After poisoning the elephant, they would tie off the trunk and cork the ass. As the internal organs decomposed, the released gases would be trapped, making a buoyant craft. Regulated purging of the butt-cork provided propulsion. Apparently they did it with rhinoceroses as well, more of a single person watercraft.

Hi, Welcome to WatchMojo, today we'll be counting down our favorite Top 10 Top 10 Countdowns. Number 10: WatchMojo's Top 10 Top 10 Countdowns. In this top 10 countdown, WatchMojo counts down their favorite top 10 top 10 countdowns, starting with WatchMojo's Top 10 Top 10 countdowns.

HOLY COW. Your penis is gigantic. GIGANTIC. Your penis is literally the biggest thing within the tri-state area. Your penis is bigger than a small elephant. It is bigger than, like, a tree. A big ol' tree . Probably a coniferous. Lots of branches on your penis. You must wake up every morning and thank the good lord above. You are truly blessed. Congrats.

"Give me a second, guys," Kripp says. "Gotta hit up the bathroom" He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a swift kick down the stairs. As Dex yelps loudly in pain, Kripp overturns the nearest chair, yelling "♥♥♥♥ this game!" as loudly as he can. Rania tries to calm him down, but Kripp swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Kripp wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.

Squidward started to rub Spongebob’s chest while kissing him. Spongebob add a slight moan. “Squidward. I want you. I need you.” That’s all Squidward needed to hear. He knelt down and unzipped Spongebob’s square pants and put them to the side. Spongebob pulled Squidward’s lips toward him for another kiss. He needed to kiss him, to feel his wet, warm lips against his. While they were kissing, Squidward started to caress Spongebob’s bulge, causing Spongebpb to release another moan of pleasure. Squidward walked over to his bed and grabbed some pillows and put them on the floor. He gently put Spongebob on them. He kissed Spongebob’s lips, and then started leaving tony kisses on his chest all the way down to his bulge. Squidward looked at Spongebob, almost teasingly. (to be continued)

Vaginas exude a large amount of heat on normal human women, let alone on certain female half-dragons, whose body temperatures would only naturally be much higher than a normal human's. If one were to approach Shyvana's bare vagina, especially if she was aroused, you would probably be able to feel the heat of it on your skin. The natural heat is also probably conducive to arousal in its own right.
Much like a 15 year old going through puberty and getting erections at random, a side effect of being a half-breed is probably often, unprovoked arousal. Who knows, it may even be permanent. Shyvana might literally be "in heat" at all times. On top of what may be almost perpetual wetness between her thighs, her naturally high body temperature probably makes it difficult for her to wear human clothes comfortably (especially tight, reinforced armor).

To be quite honest, bones are just rigid parasites. There’s no need to have them, and the benefits of deboning yourself are numerous. Calcium supplements aren’t needed, you don’t need to drink milk anymore, and your ankles don’t feel weird when they run up against each other. I went through with it using the tri-vacuum method and life has never been better. I sold my house and now live in a box with a shoe inside of it.

walks into court room Okway bad cwiminals! Time to execwute you! glare>3 starts to do a sexy dance in front of the bad prisoners Ok you're al gonna die hehe starts laughing manikall pulls their shirts off and plugs the cable into their nipples Any last wo-looks down at their pants BAKA! \ (97 . \ ) strokes their bulge Okies whoever can give me cummies doesn't die. starts to turn on the electricity and I smell their flesh burning gets wet suddenly sees their pants get wet 0.0 CUMMIES!? i pull their pants off and catch the cummies in my mouth just in time Uh oh, looks like they re ready dead. Hehe

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Hewwo dis ish teh FBI, Furry Bulge Inspection agency, coming to awwest u for poswession of an iwwegally big bulgie uwu. Now I will inspwect u.

*sniffs and notices ur bulge* owo wats dis squeezie ur bulgie uwu ish sho juicy and big owo

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I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.

It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.

But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.

All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.

We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.

-pops out of a box of cinnabons- Hello, I'm Bawx! ^ u^ I'm almost 16 my height is 6'1 I'm chubby and I'm looking for a mate that I can cuddle, give roses, hug, and kiss will you do the same in return to me? :o I wish for a closed relationship and for my mate to be as loyal like me. I will be super loyal if I like you enough i'll try to do everything and anything to make you happy and I will never roleplay with others and always put you ahead of everything heh. ^ 3^ I really love role play, romantic gestures, video games, and lil fluffy furries like me so it would be amazing if you liked this as well. :3 No matter the distance and how others talk about you about you if you are the match for me I will love you. :3 If you wanna learn more about me just send me a friend request and ask me questions through messages. :3 I surely hope i find a good mate! Recently I haven't had much good luck. .~. -hugs you softly- Well, buh bai -gives you a heart shaped cinnabon that has red frosting- >~<

As a brony, now I understand how the Jews felt during the Holocaust, and how negroes during slavery. This violent persecution of the Brony lifestyle in unacceptable and needs to be brought to attention of the United Nation's Human Rights Council.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun!

It's 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣today😳😱but I'm not smoking weed 🌿🍁😴😏🚬I'm smoking💨😜the Bible😇😋🙏🏼📕because heaven⬆️😍👐🏼😂is the highest you can get🙌🏼😤

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bloody oath mate sittin' here in the dunny on me phone and i bloody see the old local john curtin back into the swing of things so i bloody finish up walk on into lounge room and the boys are there because its darrons bucks night/local pissup night and i go to them BOYS JOHN CURTINS BACK and they all go fairdinkum m8 australia in civilisation you say? thats bloody good news cobba NOICE so we all threw on some trackies and went down to the ebgames and got meself 5 bloody copies in this scorcha of a day but she was all worth it then i went down to the pub and spent the rest of me money on vb and ciggies cobba farout got a gutfull worths mate woke up in the mornin though and me sheilas screamin' down me neck now because we've got no money for sangas true blues and vbs but that doesnt matter mate because with john bloody curtin him and i together buy as many sangas as we want

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Good, I'd rather them take their cues from Trump than a fagg8t dindu. I find it sickening how all these homosexual men such as Anderson Cooper are criticising Trump's sex life like sexual puritans while they're masturbating their penises into another man's rectum on their own free time.

First name's Clorox, Last name Bleach,
I touched little kids, on the beach,
Grabbed them behind, from the rear,
Gently whispered in their ear, "If you scream or become hesitant,
I'll use you as my lil' experiment",
Someone caught me, I felt real bad,
I think I made her daddy mad,
Now I'm doing time at the community center,
Because I'm a registered sex offender.