This guy's a real piece of work

gramblestein for three please

Baseball is the greatest sport of all time obviously because it trains many people starting from childhood to be able to swing large weapons effectively, run quickly, and to throw small round objects accurately. This would be useful is a zombie apocalypse situation where people are forced to defend themselves, and the knowledge of how to swing bat-like objects, run quickly, and throw balls would be indispensable. Also, because ball is life.

+rep scumbag

+rep not a scumbag