Recent reviews by QuartzTrooper

Wolfenstein: The Old Blood

My playthrough time: 5.9 hours

Fun game, with silly conversations you can overhear from nazi guards, shortly before killing them.
Zombies aren't too scary and fun to kill, fun to shoot them overall.
Spent quite a bit of time running around completely optional classic wolfenstein levels, which were odd but enjoyable.

Overall, Wolfenstein: The Old Blood is a great game, that has you going through a hell of a lot of work to obtain a folder.


Also,


Nazi:"[You're from frankfurt?]"
You (undercover):"Yah.... hot.. dog.."
Nazi: *Laughing*
You: *Nervously laughing*

I played this a few years ago and it was fun then. There were tiered blocks, and a driver's seat. The driver's seat was great because it meant EVERY machine, no matter how strong, had an achille's heel. Tiered blocks were amazing, because you could make decent armored vehicles with a reinforced frame.

Now, it unfortunately took away most of these features, which made every box shaped vehicle overpowered. Now, instead of seeing unique helicopter/plane/hovercraft/vehicle designs, all you see are pill shaped entities with guns on them.

As mentioned before, they also removed the driver's seat, which is a curse and a blessing. It was pretty great for people who liked compact designs, but it was overpowered for people who had, well, pill shaped vehicles. Now, instead of trying to find the driver's seat, all you have is a box that shoots back. That practically made the railgun useless because the whole point of a railgun is concentrated damage to the seat or the weak parts of the vehicle.

But oh wait, there are no weak points or driver seats because everyone is using a box shaped vehicle.

I really wanted to come back to this game, but looking at the reviews, it looks like it has gotten worse.

Come on devs, you gotta fix this.

Very interesting and logical point and click adventure game. Has a clever hint system, unique characters, and storyline.

Also has some funny jokes.

10/10

Oldie but a goodie

A little different than you might expect.

Interesting concept, fun little minigames, and hidden collectible 'tickets'(that unlock achievements if you collect enough).\

Would recommend.

Lol wtf, this game is weird and enjoyable

Has a surprisingly good, but humorous storyline.

It's like playing with your childhood toys, but better.

Very, very short, with a very interesting concept.

Playtime estimates.

First time(exploring, talking, etc.): 5~15 minutes

Repeats: 1~3 minutes.

Cool concept. Are they actually player submitted?