It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or to carve a
statue, and so to make a few objects beautiful; but it is far more glorious
to carve and paint the very atmosphere and medium through which we look,
which morally we can do. To affect the quality of the day, that is the
highest of arts. Every man is tasked to make his life, even in its details,
worthy of the contemplation of his most elevated and critical hour.
-- Henry David Thoreau, "Where I Live"
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Moe: What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day?
Joe: The usual gift -- she ate my heart out.
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Stewie: So, what do you think of this "Music Television?"
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If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing
defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer and Apu
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Corry's Law:
Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
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сколько часов в гмоде?

+xer[это если чо лучше репа блэт}

Ку.

Пила , Диниска сосиска

Вы еще скажите пистолет судьбы :D