I was just chilling on the bread isle, when an amazing magical Wizard Turtle walks down the isle. This magical Turtle was being bombarded by rude comments and stares from complete strangers. I found it quiet barbaric of these people to treat him this way. This fantastic Turtle used his magic powers to turn these uncivilizeed brutish humans into mere dust. As he continued down the isle i called out to him, wishing to be his apprentice and learn his ways. He of course did not eat me becuase a Wizard Turtles diet requires large quantities of protien and small amounts of carbohydrates. Our friendship is boundless inexhaustible friendship has led to communication without words and magical powers beyond your postulation. Please proceed with caution for my partner has a very short temper, one may even call it explosive, and if you get caught in is line of sights... you will end in dust like the others.