Can you please stop leaving these nasty comments and links on my girlfriend's page? She already complained to me a dozen times this week and is feeling really uncomfortable with your actions. Maybe you think steam is the type of place where you can approach a cute girl and post these things with no consequences, maybe you think i'm not capable of standing up for her, i don't know. I would be more than happy in helping you find your own gf if you want, but first you gotta drop that attitude, nobody wants to see your birthday suit covered in whatever that was, and i can't believe you got an actual tattoo with her name. Just because we played a match together in CS:GO, it doesn't give you the right to stalk me and the people i care about. I hope we can solve this peacefully, but if not i will have no choice but to contact the local police department.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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I loved farmers so much. I'd pray to the god Farmer Sam every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "farming is love", I would say, "farming is life". My dad hears me and calls me a fa*got. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of farming. I called him a c*nt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Farmer Sam. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my farm". He grabs me with his powerful hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my a*s-cheeks for Sam. He penetrates my bu*thole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Sam. I can feel my bu*t tearing. I push against his force. I want to please Sam. He lets out a mighty sound like a tractor speeding up, as he fills my bu*t with his seed. My dad walks in. Sam looks him straight in the eye, and says, "the farm is cropped now". Sam leaves through my window. Farming is love. Farming is life.

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