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Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.
And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that.
I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
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This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on
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Character: Scout
Hat: Front Runner
Cosmetic: Track Terrorizer
Weapon (if its needed): Stock Scattergun
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Classes/Teams:Red Pyro, Red Soldier, Red Demoman, and Red Scout
Red Pyro Hats/Position:Unusual Nappers Respite (Cloud Nine) North Polar Fleece, and The Winter Wonderland Wrap. I want him to be doing the Hadouken Taunt.
Red Soldier Hats/Position: Unusual Condor Cap (Aces High) Cold Snap Coat, and Mistaken Movember. I want him to be leaning on his Australium Rocket Launcher.
Red Demoman Hats:Unusual Prince Tavish's Crown (Sunbeams) Man of the Seven Sees and the King of Scotland Cape. and I want him to be doing the Obloterated taunt.
Red Scout:Unusual Troublemakers Tossle Cap (Green Confettie) (Painted The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime Old School) Australium Gold Big Mann on Campus and the Essential Accessories. And I want him to be doing the Deep Fried Desire Taunt
Map/Location:Somewhere in Plr_Hightower
Thanks So Much, I'll be sure to leave a +rep if you pull through!
Class/team: Red Spy
Cosmetics: Charmer's Chapeau, le party phantom, (a distinctive lack of hue) lady killer
Map/Location: The final point of pl_frontier
Unusual Effect: Nuts N Bolts