Some say because of how little human contact I have my dialect is slightly different.
I am the official hentai connoisseur of HOWL,
Treat me with the respect I deserve.

I have held hands with a girl.


Everything that shall follow this message is my mind being a ♥♥♥♥♥ wucky mess.



you do not recognise the bodies in the water.

The Emos Have Accepted My Soul.


YOU! ME! GAS STATION! what are we gettin for dinner!? sushi of corse. UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we’re surrounded by FISH-HORNY FISH, you know what that means, FISH OORGIE! The stench draws in a bear, what do we do? We’re gunna fight it, bare handed, bear..NAKED?! OH YES PLEASE, we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chucky Cheese, DANCE DANCE Revolution, revolution?! Over throw the Government!? UHH I THINK SOo, next thing you know im reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a Jet, FLY into the sun, black out again, WAKE UP, do a bump WHITE OUT! (Which I didnt know you could do) then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, UEGH OH looks like The meth is kickin in..DEUHBLUHHSBDUHHSBUHSBUHEUGHHUHAAAAHUEAAHAAAAAAA!!!!




Sword? Unsheated
Sins? Forgiven
Jerusalem? Taken.
Oh yeah, it's crusading time.



i didtn baht for arond 2mothnhs onse



HHUAAAAAAAAAGH I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE TRAFFIC CONES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


Zhong Ya wu jiao jian shen chao ku nin jian kao bubu gao rur da


y'ever get so angry you punch the LITERAL juice out of your mousepad?
i have.



i don't feel good

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برمي قنبلة يدوية


Oh little British twink


Brad Pitt makes me feel a certain way that makes my sexuality a lil' funky