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新周愉快√
愚人节愉快√
小春今天吃鱼块√
Did you know in today's society, you can basically identify as anything and people have to respect your choice?
Yes! I'm not talking about things like I identify as a man, or as a woman.
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I'm just telling you, you can identify as a robber, and come up to people, say: I identify as a robber, may I rob you now?"
And they have to say yes to respect you!
Some of you might know that I said things like Vegetarians can eat steak from a cow identifies as a vegetable.
I identify as a 300-pound man, and my name isn't Homer Simpson.
Life Hack Inspiration
If you fart at school, no one will care!
but if you sh!t on the floor, you will have a word with the principal~！
What does that teach you?
Nobody cares until you do something big!
Go big or go home!
Start it today!
go sh!t on the floor
Study shows
If you don't wanna go to work, or go to school today.
Just sh!t your pants,
sh!t your pants!
what are they gonna do? clean it for ya?>
I don't think so!
So if you don't wanna work, sh!t your pants and then go home, have a good day off!
Did you know the difference between Neil Armstrong and the twin towers？
Well, Armstrong was the first man who walked on the moon.
And the twin towers were hit by air pla.....
NASA warns !
Do not google Mami Mashiro 茉城真美（茉城まみ）
Do not see her Ins or watch any of her films!
Manners Class 101
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Today we have a guest speaker, Bart Simpson to teach us some manners.
For example, whenever greeting someone, don't just say hi!.
Instead, say :" I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"
When leaving, instead of saying simple words like goodbey!, you should run and yell :" So long, suckers!"
It's another Friday!
As your mentor, I need to remind you that
You don't need fun to have alcohol!
And you surely don't need to be on Friday to get drunk!
Get Drunk 24/7!
Study shows
if you like rain, you are most likely to like the rain because its sound can cover the sound of you masturbating.
if you don't like rain, it's because without the sound of the rain, people will hear you touching yourself, and you surely hate that.
Did you know that vegetarians or vegans are actually allowed to have pork, lamb, and steak?
As long as it's from a pig, cow ..... that identifies itself as a vegetable,
or artificial meat (trans meat).
Welcome back to Logic Class 101
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Since we've proven you are pansexual during our last session.
As your professor, I just wanna tell you that:
Yes, Onlypans does exist.
It is OnlyyF@ns for pansexual.
And I'm fully supportive about your choice
Conspiracy Theory :
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Do you recall Seymour Skinner from The Simpsons?
The middle-aged man who's still a "mama's boy", and his mother, Agnes Skinner live together and Seymour still does everything Agnes says as if he's still five years old.
Well, some of you might know that the "Seymour Skinner" isn't the real Seymour but an imposter.
And Agnes knew that, but both of them chose to live with the lie.
Do you know why????
It's because Agnes is his Sugar Mommy!!!!!!
They've been living shamelessly in that house for 20 years!
Welcome to Logic Class 101！
A Simple Dive in
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1, Lets say you like food, right?>
2, most food are cooked in a pan, right?
3, locially speaking, you like pan, right?
4, logically speaking, you are pansexual.
人们都喜欢在春天来临后，
开始疯狂想念冬天。
予世界一片温暖与青绿。
过去即该释怀，当下值得热爱。春促愉快！
We live in a strange era.
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If a woman slept with ten men at the same time, society would call her a sluuuuuuuuuut.
but if a man did that.
He's gay
Totally gay.
Super super doper gay.
probably the king among gays
How to reduce the danger of smoking
Studies have shown that Second-hand smoking is less dangerous than smoking.
So you can just buy one of those smoking monkey toys,
and just smoke the second-hand smoke coming out of it
Did you know that almost every Ultraman is n@ked?
Yes! what you see is their bare skin, including Mother of Ultra!!!!!
They are all fighting across the universe n@ked!!!!!
only a few of them choose to wear some armor for their shoulders and arms.
even fewer get to wear a cape
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In the Disney Frozen franchise.
Elsa and Anna's parents, the king and the queen were alive.
Not only they didn't die in the ocean, but also managed to survive on a small island.
Years later they had a baby boy.
Later on, the king and the queen got eaten by panthers. Fortunately, the baby boy survived.
Some monkeys on the island raised the boy.
Yes!!!!!!!!!!
Tarzan of the Apes is Elsa & Anna‘s little brother！~
Study shows
If you like Radiohead or Cigarettes After Six
You are probably depressed
Did you know that in SpongeBob
Mr.Krabs is the one who killed Peral's mother?
Real Patrick died before season 4, the current Patrick is in fact a robot？
Squidward was actually a good musician before Spongebob made him tone-deaf？
愿三月的日子，你的梦想如春花一样绚烂绽放！
我的好友位即将达到最高上限（两千），为了应对这一情况，
春子就一直有个想法……
不过这想法最快在今年7月就可以从梦想照进现实啦！
那就是——
我要打造多元宇宙！（或者说是平行宇宙）让新来的小伙伴去扩列多元宇宙里的我。
然后，“春子大家族”将是作为连接多元宇宙的纽带。
到时，春子将开启多元宇宙传奇啦！
最后，祝你：元宵快乐呀
脑子变迟钝了(。﹏。)
蠢萌指数已飙升至1000%（。－_－。）
叫我“大傻春”真的毫不为过啊(┬＿┬)↘
大春老师放寒假啦~
哈哈，开玩笑的。
春子要是黑化，就变成黑春子了，简称：黑子。
就算错过这样到此为止，至少我看过你爱我的样子。
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冬 至 快 乐 ！
在这个日子里，你最想吃的是什么呢？
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𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙤
我的美好十一假期，在看完今年的亚运会后没有咧
没错，我这边得放到9号才返校呢！
10天的小长假，嘻嘻嘻~