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The government wants to know everything we do. They use mobile apps like Pokemon Go to track everyone's movements so that they can compile a database of all that info. They track your Reddit and social media history, too. They're using all of this information to figure out when people are using public bathrooms, where they pump government-sponsored suppression drugs through the air vents (why do you think so many bathrooms have vents these days?).

Now, if you look at the soil around any large US city with a big, underground homosexual population--Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around Des Moines. You can't build on it, you can't grow anything on it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians.

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When a girl buys a v ibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt ♥♥♥ k Master Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating v agina, elasticized a nus with non-drip s emen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic o rgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert.

Dad please come back.