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myny Mar 27, 2017 @ 7:18pm 
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d'jasper probincrux iii Mar 11, 2017 @ 11:16pm 
loves to strandle ones ♥♥♥♥ and shaft especially if offered money or food in exchange, real team player, steak sauce
d'jasper probincrux iii Mar 8, 2017 @ 3:59pm 
Damn. Yesterday I saw a kid getting beat up by 4 gang members so I decided to intervene. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us.
d'jasper probincrux iii Mar 6, 2017 @ 3:43pm 
A gurl was walkin2 the TARDIS wit her bf n they were crossin da void.
she sed "Doctor will u luv me 4evr"
he said "Welllllllll..wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey, allonsy!""
da gurl cryed N ran across da void b4 da neutron flow was reversed.
Doctor was cryin and went to Bad Wolf Bay.
she was ded but not in the perrallal wurld.
he whispered 2 her "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
then he got a new bird on the TARDIS and sed WAT
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d'jasper probincrux iii Jan 30, 2017 @ 5:42pm 
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solo.asdf Jan 28, 2017 @ 10:35pm 
hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart
my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory
i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it
my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only
my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me
my significant other is monotoned, girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am

-Logan IRL
solo.asdf Jan 28, 2017 @ 10:33pm 
I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?
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natty Jan 12, 2017 @ 5:58pm 
The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying.
d'jasper probincrux iii Jan 11, 2017 @ 8:59pm 
hey ( pardon my monstrosity of an attempt to formulate a response in the language known as "English" spoken widely across the world, with approximately 988,968 words, the English language which I am trying to communicate to you, Traitors, is exceedingly difficult for a none speaker of the English language, which is a West Germanic language that originated from the Anglo-Frisian dialects, brought to Britain by Germanic invaders and/or settlers from the places which are now called North West Germany and the Netherlands. )
natty Jan 4, 2017 @ 10:10pm 
The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partner's face. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one.
d'jasper probincrux iii Jan 4, 2017 @ 3:29pm 
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d'jasper probincrux iii Nov 1, 2016 @ 5:50pm 
I was holding onto my friends basketball one time in a Walmart parking lot and I started bouncing it and he yelled at me to stop. I asked him why, and he said it could be taken away by someone. Smh n**** its a parking lot not the holocaust
natty Oct 30, 2016 @ 12:30pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
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but he has those calves tho :S
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Record holder:Smallest biceps in the world.
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why you have to be offline for so long :(