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Chapter 1
God creates this earth and its heaven
and all forms of life in six days—The
creative acts of each day are described—
God creates man, both male and female,
in His own image—Man is given dominion over all things and is commanded
to multiply and fill the earth.
In the a beginning b God c created
the d heaven and the e earth.
2 And the earth was without a form, and void; and b darkness was
upon the face of the deep. And the
c Spirit of God d moved upon the face
of the waters.
3 And God a said, Let there be b light:
and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it
was a good: and God divided the
light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light a Day,
and the b darkness he called Night.
And the evening and the morning
were the c first d day.
6 ¶ And God said, Let there be
a a firmament in the midst of the
waters, and let it divide the waters
from the waters.
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Said ♥♥♥♥♥ brother, ♥♥♥♥♥ brother, what you livin' for?
Is you gon' finish what you started? What you quittin' for?
They told me God gave me a mission
But I'm missing the supplies to complete it
I ain't the one you should read in, I'm used to being defeated
So ♥♥♥♥♥ brother, who you standin' with?
I'm independent 'cause these parties never planned for this
Brother ♥♥♥♥♥ with a brain, unintentionally swerving in every lane
The feeling's never the same, you chase what you couldn't gain
I'm so accustomed to flames, I couldn't tell you what's fire
Situation is dire, hear them calls from the choir
The disposition acquired from my position on Earth
Is telling me decapitate everything for what it's worth
When I die, these words gon' need separate caskets in a hearse
I don't rhyme, I freeze time and let these hands just do the work
I'm in tandem with my curse, going manic since my birth
See the canvas as a planet I'm commanding with my nerves
I been down too long, cousin
I been down too long, brother
Tell the world, I ain't scared of nothin'
Tell the world, I ain't scared of jumpin'
Tell my boy, I want a crib in London
Tell the world to stop trippin' out
I'll build a different house with some different functions
Tell 'em boys, don't run from us
I been down too long, cousin
I been down too long, brother
Tell the world, I ain't scared of nothin'
Tell the world, I ain't scared of jumpin'
Tell my boy, I want a crib in London
Tell the world to stop trippin' out
I'll build a different house with some different functions
Try to treat man like baby
Feel the teeth sink in like rabies
Boy, you know you don't look fly
Dem gold chains turn your neck green, bye
Who you keep around now? That's a big reflection
Don't like how they talkin' to me, why they walkin' to me?
Wear your ♥♥♥♥ upon your sleeve, so projectin' on me
Sense is your surround sound, what's your take on me?
Kill the eagle now, what that make of me?
Angle watch screen, couple sips of Tanqueray
I'ma throw a couple punches, I'ma do it anyway
Chin up, little son, I slide in like the macarena
Lose time, penne style spiced up, jalapeño
Supersonic, move through tunnel, two-wheel cycle, slightly savage
Better than 9 millimeter with extended suppressor
Bustin' out the function, highly comfortable
Got this mad ting on my body, man, my sweat lethal
Sweet kisses like the candy out the carnival
I'ma call my own shots, hit the audible
I'm throwing Hail Marys 'til I die
Throw it up, all I have is peace of mind, throwin' up
Have my wings clipped, I don't need them ♥♥♥♥♥, learn to fly again
Fast track to last place, I swear I've never been up top
But I'm up here somewhere
Out here, nobody can tell me ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥, never mind what I did back then
You should take a look at yourself instead
Maybe you can find yourself, love yourself
Here's to health and here's to wealth, all together now
I been down too long, cousin
I been down too long, brother
Tell the world, I ain't scared of nothin'
Tell the world, I ain't scared of jumpin'
Tell my boy, I want a crib in London
Tell the world to stop trippin' out
I'll build a different house with some different functions
Tell 'em boys, don't run from us
I been down too long, cousin
I been down too long, brother
Tell the world, I ain't scared of nothin'
Tell the world, I ain't scared of jumpin'
Tell my boy, I want a crib in London
Tell the world to stop trippin' out
I'll build a different house with some different functions
Mama took me to the church and I sang a hymn
Co-Colonized Christian
Now I'm losing my religion, yeah
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, so narcissistic this millennium
♥♥♥♥ you and the bubble that you livin' in
I don't go to church, but I'm so spiritual
Pulled my life out of dirt, that's a miracle
If Jesus was a pop star, would he break the bank?
All these diamonds in my face, I'm shining like the day
I'm living in my prime, man, what can I say?
If the service is an hour, I'm an hour late