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1,398.6 hrs on record (833.2 hrs at review time)
Pros:
Free to play -> Also, free to get rekted cuz why not
The element of fun -> Do I need to describle this? DO I?
Loads of weapons composition -> Basically, you may create some random loadouts that are fun to play against
Easy to learn -> most of the class are easy to learn... Excluding spy
Hard to master -> So that you can hardly get bored
Random event generator -> Yes I am serious, it is very easy to get into random non-sense
Many gamemodes -> In case you still get bored, there 8 gamemodes plus an extra expertmental gamemode for you
Fly -> *Rocket jumping/ Sticky jumping/Soda poper, etc.*
Unboxing -> *Want to tell the world that you are rich? Pay us the money, do some unboxing with those crates then*
Trading -> For you to get rich in game really, really fast.
MVM -> *Want to get rekt even harder? Join us in mann up mode, and feel the swarns of bot coming at ya, and if you survive this, there is more rewards, but first, you gonna PAY us the MONEY.*
Many mods -> *In case you get bored of the gamemodes, we, the community, give you a vareity of mods, which increases the randomness, the element of fun. Oh, and ofcourse, the element of non-sense*
Community competitive matches -> So that you can test your skills and get rekted even more
Hats -> *In case there is not enough random non-sence for you already, we, Valve, add in hats, have fun, and GIVE US THE MONEY!*
Contracts(NEW) -> *In case you STILL get bored of the gamemodes and mods, we, Valve, give you a vareity of contracts, do them all, and get you prices... First, you gonna PAY US MONEY though*
Reskins(NEW) -> *In case there is not enough random non-sence for you already, we, Valve, add in reskins as the prices of the contracts, have fun, and GIVE US MORE MONEY!*

Cons:
Valve -> They keep messing around with the weapons balance and making some weapons/loadouts OP, i.e. phlog/demoknight (And yes, phlog pyro and demoknight roam the earth, don't go outside without a pocket medic and a pocket level 3 sentry, it is dangerous), they also keep mess up stuff so we got glitches. Oh, and more hats/reskins EVERY SINGLE UPDATE.
Pay to win -> *Pay us, valve, to get 'powerful' weapons which is basically stock weapons but they looks cool and they make you look like you are good at this game*
Too addictive -> You never leave this pit of nonsense now...... Wait
Posted January 8, 2016. Last edited January 8, 2016.
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