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⡇⢸⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡙⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢠⣧⠀⠀
⠸⣼⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⣾⡿⢀⣼
⠀⢹⣆⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣧⡘⠿⠟⣰⣿⠟⠁⠀⠐⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠸⠿⣦⠀⢀⣶⣍⡛⠿⢿⣷⣾⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠁⠸⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿
⠔⠃⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠠⣴⣶⣶⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⡡⠘
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣆⠈⠻⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠈⠻⣇⠀⢀⣴⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠙⠀⣸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⡄⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠿⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠿⣿⣧⡹⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙
⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠳⠸
Nep ___ Nep !
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You might need it someday
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3177398407
Normal Nep
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1599964400
Happy Nep
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3162102681
Extremely Happy Nep
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3145192713
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mynepnepnep
Purple Heart : https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3170540057
Adult Neptune : https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3170535610
Next Purple : https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3170541954
The best NEP🔞: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3145192713
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3162102681
Guide on Neptune (Adult NEP content) : https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3145989981
Give me your NEP
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+NEP, now feed neptune pudding
+nep
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⣿⣿⣿⡿⢓⠸⣯⢿⢽⣯⢠⢛⢿⠏⣇⣣⢿⣧⠽⣿⠾⢇⣮⢻⣿⣿⣿
⡿⢟⣿⢻⣿⡝⡴⣤⣎⢻⢠⣏⣗⣾⣹⣧⣹⡇⡾⣯⡟⣾⡛⣷⣿⣿⡻
⣷⡶⡶⡟⠝⢟⣽⡇⠟⠏⠊⠛⣮⡫⣻⠙⠓⠓⡅⡿⢶⣮⡣⠩⣖⠔⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣣⣧⣿⢰⢃⡙⡻⢿⣾⣾⠿⠋⣠⠘⣿⡆⣿⣇⣿⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠿⢿⣷⡨⠛⣤⣼⣾⣾⡄⢳⠫⣸⡟⣥⢟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣳⡿⢸⣯⣷⢽⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣜⡟⣎⡾⠦⣳⣹⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⣿⣧⣽⡏⣿⣿⢿⣿⢿⠿⠿⢯⣺⣧⣯⣦⣾⡿⢻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡟⡏⡊⣮⣿⣻⣿⣮⣿⠷⠉⠀⠉⢡⠿⣽⣽⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾⡿⣿⣿
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So I recently looked into your family history as requested and found out you're a distant relative to the inventor of the first toilet, King William P. Flush (the P stands for Poupé) who is of French/Austrian origin. This is quite the finding as before he died, he left his estate to the rightful heir of the porcelain throne! Yes, it is exactly as it sounds; you're going to be a king! What will your first decree be as king? How will you manage the province of Toilettia? Will you be as tyrannical as William P. Flush and rule with an iron plunger?
The world is watching Rena. I have no doubt you will have an everlasting impact on the people you rule.
P.S. Also your card got declined and you still need to pay me for my ancestry investigation services. I will allow payment in the form of royal gold flake toilet paper or the spice melange as referred to by South Park.
With the brownest of regards your highness,
Dandy,
Surveyor of Heritages and Information Team (♥♥♥♥)