LOOK, I started Stardew a long long time ago. I was a different person then. I wanted different things. Abigail was awesome for me. We had a happy marriage. But now it's been a real life year. I boot up the ol' save file after this long hiatus. And there's Haley. I give her a coconut because I want to make friends with everyone, and she's extra flirty and she's at 8 hearts now and suddenly she's showing signs of character development. And then Abigail gives me ♥♥♥♥ for giving Haley the damn coconut, and I kind of wish she would stop talking about ghosts, and she hasn't repaired our fences in like a year, and I'm sick oF EATING FRIED MUSHROOMS FOR BREAKFAST. HOW MANY PUMPKINS DO YOU NEED ABIGAIL. WHEN WILL YOUR APPETITE BE QUELLED. Ahem. Someone please destroy me before I destroy myself.

私のお尻はあなたのお尻です

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Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

Im gonna marry you at 1000Hrs -Raph

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