Don't call your mother
Don't call your priest
Don't call your doctor
Call the police

You bring the razorblades,
I'll bring the speed.

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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99
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- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

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why is ur friend vin a dumb btch

+rep friendly and cute uwu

+rep
hes very cute

+rep friendly and fast trader

did u want to cash out?look my profile and i buy keys @1.83$ novanilla

got m9 vanilla

No.

I have send you an offer Papa John :)

added for trade - M9 Bayonet Vanilla for Pure Keys

can u go pm? just 5 minutes plz

Sent offer.

Offered 62 for m9 BayoNilla

papa johns

offered check ur trade bro

Added for my lightning strike

check tradeoffers

added for trade

added for trade

Check your trade offers. I sent you an offer for a flip TT

Added to see if you could help me with getting my dream skin :D

added to make my inventory into keys

added to trade for huntsman

You needed a knife right? I got many in my storage

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53 keys for your M9.

+rep!

+rep good prices

+rep Good prices, fast trade

Go fast men))

65keys for m9 bayo vanilla

+rep gave a great price

Sent an offer

I sent an offer for keyswap

hey add me we can do wildfire

+rep nice trader and we made quick and fair trade

added to talk

+rep good trader

Got a TT. Add me.

added :)

"Sodie Pops 9 Feb, 2015 - 21:12
You dont have to put what you're buying idiots it already knows lol"

I love this comment XD

+Rep good trader

+rep good trader

added for trade m8 accpet me plz ^_^

+rep ♥ verry good trader

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