Pleasure Peasant
julien   Quebec, Canada
 
 
No info>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Steam so much, I had all the achievements and items
>I pray to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the sales I've been given
>"Steam is love" I say; “Steam is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a pc nerd
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Gaben
>I called him a console peasant
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Gaben
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “It’s summer-time“
>He grabs me with his powerful dev-team hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I open my pockets for Gaben
>He puts his hand deep into my pocket
>It costs so much but I do it for Steam
>I can feel my wallet emptying as my eyes start to water
>I accept his terms & conditions
>I want to please Gaben
>He roars his mighty roar as he fills my library with his love
>My dad walks in
>Gaben looks him straight in the eyes and says “It's June 30 now"
>Gaben leaves through my window
>Gabe is love. Gabe is life.rmation given.


http://imgur.com/a/Wdjdh
http://www.xjeez.com/r/gone-wild/page/21/
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Chef Bobobaye Nov 13, 2020 @ 10:04am 
neg a get un fou knife sur son first case? uh oh!
neato Oct 11, 2015 @ 7:31pm 
+rep
Gurney Oct 11, 2015 @ 7:21pm 
+rep
Billy Aug 7, 2015 @ 3:10pm 
+rep good trader :)