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jump is masterjump Feb 9, 2023 @ 2:52am 
This guy literally doesn't know what a salad is and probably cant spell.
_hapatch Oct 18, 2022 @ 7:24pm 
this guy is pretty bad, if you got him on your team i wish you all the luck in the world cause he'll get dumpstered hard
jump is masterjump Oct 10, 2021 @ 12:27am 
Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even, ok, and if you were a naughty girl you would also be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking you would be my little cumslut. Now let’s say that you’re also daddy’s girl, now that we’ve established you’re both a bad girl and daddy’s girl, then I believe you’d agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking, am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.
jump is masterjump Aug 20, 2021 @ 12:24am 
Lorde seems like the type of chick that would seem pretty cool but then take MDMA at a party and start talking in a fake British accent and being really aggressive and chaotic.

She seems like she would be deceptively physically strong and I can picture her being high as a kite and just cornering me at a party and being like:

Lorde: *British accent* "Yeah yeah hey lit'l man, you like Lorde hm Gov? You like Royals n' that!?"

Me: *Cowering against the wall* "Yes Lorde I like Royals."

Lorde: *Grabs my wrist and starts twisting it* "Yeah I bet ya do ya lil man, I bet ye ♥♥♥♥♥♥ love Royals don't ye!?"

Me: *Writhing in pain but unable to free my wrist* "Yes! Yes! I said I like it.... you're hurting me!"

Lorde: *Squeezes the entirety of my genitals in one of her strong, pale hands as she whispers in my ear* "Yeah Gov I know ye ♥♥♥♥♥♥ love Royals ey?"
Peaches May 12, 2020 @ 6:01pm 
hey bro I didnt see you at the synagogue the other day hope ur not sinning dont forgot the jews will rise again talk soon x
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Peaches Feb 13, 2020 @ 6:41pm 
that's where i get my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass eaten out and balls tugged on ONE BY ONE
Star Nov 21, 2019 @ 1:23am 
Yoooo dude i aint gonna lie but your minecraft house.....that ♥♥♥♥ straight up NAUGHTY YO!
Feel The Pasta Jul 25, 2018 @ 4:45am 
If you were killed tomorrow, I wouldn't come to your funeral cause I'd be looking for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who killed you. We ride together, we die together. Send this to everybody you care about including me ( if we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ )
jump is masterjump Sep 2, 2017 @ 11:14pm 
this guy is pretty bad, if you got him on your team i wish you all the luck in the world cause he'll get dumpstered hard
Rodius Jul 25, 2017 @ 7:53am 
If you were killed tomorrow, I wouldn't come to your funeral cause I'd be looking for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who killed you. We ride together, we die together. Send this to everybody you care about including me ( if we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ )
_hapatch Jul 21, 2017 @ 2:36am 
If you were killed tomorrow, I wouldn't come to your funeral cause I'd be looking for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who killed you. We ride together, we die together. Send this to everybody you care about including me ( if we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ). If I don't receive one back , I understand. See how many times you get this back. If you get 13+ , then youa real ♥♥♥♥♥
Chappie Jul 21, 2017 @ 2:05am 
If you were killed tomorrow, I wouldn't come to your funeral cause I'd be looking for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who killed you. We ride together, we die together. Send this to everybody you care about including me ( if we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ). If I don't receive one back , I understand. See how many times you get this back. If you get 13+ , then youa real ♥♥♥♥♥
Chimp Shepard Jul 20, 2017 @ 9:33pm 
If you were killed on the battlefield tomorrow, I wouldn't come to your funeral, for I'd be looking for the infidel who killed you. We ride together, we die together. Send this to every crusader in the First Crusade including me (if we took oaths). If you don't Deus Vault back, I understand. See how many times you get this back. If you get 1191+ , then youa real crusader
jump is masterjump Jul 20, 2017 @ 3:32pm 
If you were killed tomorrow, I wouldn't come to your funeral cause I'd be looking for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who killed you. We ride together, we die together. Send this to everybody you care about including me ( if we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ). If I don't receive one back , I understand. See how many times you get this back. If you get 13+ , then youa real ♥♥♥♥♥
kanke mang ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽/ May 19, 2015 @ 8:15pm 
A meme (/ˈmi:m/ meem) is "an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture".
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Brother Cadfael May 13, 2015 @ 7:44pm 
Thanks for all the sandviches! Would pocket again, 10/10.
A.Y Feb 20, 2015 @ 8:22pm 
pls download no time to explain its a awsome game
Vincent Van Glock™ Sep 23, 2014 @ 9:14pm 
lol

A.Y Sep 23, 2014 @ 2:23am 
nice job im recording