When the Emperor of the Little Caesars Imperium invades the lands of the Burger King and turns his Burger Mines into Tomato Quarries in order to up the Imperium's pizza production and maintain its monopoly but this blatant display of statism directly violates the NAP so the local McWarlord makes a temporary truce with the Kentucky Fried Caliphate to punish the Emperor for his insolence and unites his McChild slaves with the Kentucky Fried Jihadis under the military expertise of Colonel Sanders but the Emperor bribes the Wendy's Militia to attack your flank, scattering the Jihadi forces and leaving the McChild Slaves vulnerable to attack from Subway Mercenaries, led by Jared Fogle, who captures the McChildren and used them to corner the child porn industry.