Recent reviews by Bate vi Sasho

Ever since buying this game, I have:
+Learned very fluent Russian and I'm able to communicate with other Russians
+Never seen the sunlight since I bought it
+Lost all of my friends
+Spent almost $1000 on virtual pixels
+Learned how many immature 12 year olds have ♥♥♥♥ed my mother
+Learned, that if you have no skins - you're either noob, or a smurf
+Died from the inside of all the P90s and autosnipers!

Thanks to this guy for his idea.
His original review[i.gyazo.com]