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Kwabzy Mar 14, 2018 @ 5:06pm

The city of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would've been eaten. Cause ya don't listen! You're ignorant. How a man gonna come bashin through the back of a subway when - that's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers. "Oh, we've seen it all." "Oh no, a 600-foot worm! Save us Mr. Black Man!" Then I come in, and I ask you nicely "Move to the next car," and y'all just sit there like *flash*

Thank you for participating in our drill. Hopefully you enjoyed our new smaller, more energy-effecient subway cars. Watch your step, you have a nice evening.

Wonder Mar 28, 2017 @ 5:54am

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Delaron9 Jan 18, 2017 @ 8:56am

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Enemy Gamer Dec 12, 2016 @ 11:15am

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TrueDarkRose Dec 1, 2016 @ 10:05am

thats what the government wants you to think

Imortalander Dec 1, 2016 @ 9:58am

im blue da ba de da ba die

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Delaron9 May 9, 2016 @ 6:01am

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

Delaron9 May 9, 2016 @ 6:00am

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

Inside and outside blue his house
With the blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I'm blue (da ba dee da ba die)

TrueDarkRose Apr 29, 2016 @ 7:19am

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Greenwolf Apr 21, 2016 @ 6:06am

I'm blue......
I'm blue......
I'm blue DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI

Yo listen up
hear's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue like him
Inside and outside
blue his house with a blue little window and a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself And everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...

I'm blue DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI

I'm blue DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA