You'll either die a box spy, or live long enough to see yourself become a phlog pyro.



It felt like you were punched in the face by the warmest guy alive. -Leecefer



|ÅΩ| Spooky: 5. If Sovox, Dafluf, Myself, and Beef were all dancing in a strip club, and you had 1 dollar, Who would get your one dollar
|ÅΩ| Spooky: ^most important question
Purple Train God: The vending machine
|ÅΩ| Spooky: perfect answer

Shpee Crab: I love going onto Valve servers with unusuals.
Shpee Crab: And watch all the F2Ps look at the unusual in amazement
Shpee Crab: Wishing to one it, Somebody tries to buy it for 4 ref in weapons
Shpee Crab: *own
Shpee Crab: Then you laugh at the lowball
Shpee Crab: They get sad
Shpee Crab: Then they grab a mic from their garage
Shpee Crab: and they mic spam
Shpee Crab: everybody on the server vote kicks him
Shpee Crab: Hi cris
Shpee Crab: Like if you cri evertim
Shpee Crab: :3
Purple Train God: ;-;


QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "Hold on let me smell your crab. Oh, wait I'm on fire."
QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "Yes, no, Maybe, Yeah, My penis, Yes, Nah."
QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "I NEED TO SMELL YOUR BACON!"
QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "Who wants to take the fish to the face? It is partially alive..."
QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "Can I be a Mouse Train God?"
QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "Don't worry, your meat is well tenderized, I beat it this morning. Don't worry about it being too tough to chew."
QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "All I need is for a person to, *Dies* ♥♥♥♥ MY ANUS!"
QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "GET YOUR MEAT OUT OF MY FACE!"
QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "I'm about to slap a long hot black slender... noscope."
QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "I hear death behind me... Oh ♥♥♥♥."
QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "SWALLOW MY LOVE"
QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "I'm really good with my thing."
QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "S'cuse me, pardon me, dropping hot fury. *Ullapool*
QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "HUE HUE HHHEHEHEHHEEHE!"
QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "You're welcome I'm not using my tickler right now, or you would be throughly tickled."
QUOTES FROM MOUSE: "Don't tell anyone, this is a secret but... sometimes I swap out my meat."