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I’m freaking out someone from the contact tracing just called me and told me I need to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is being too sexy and having a thick juicy ass. Send this to five hoes u think might be infected
you, my roommate: Hey can I jump in the shower real quick?
me, a CS major: shower? No time to shower 💦 gotta finish this pieceOfCode ⌨️📱🕹 hold on I just made this shower app that calculates exactly how long 🏃I can go without showering before someone calls 🗣🙅🏻 me out for making them bring air fresheners 🍐🍎🍒🍋 to the computer lab 💻🖥 but when I get that internship in Seattle 🏙☕️ it will all be worth it and I will SHOWER in this MONEY💸💳💎 ♥️ Taken by Zucc ♥️ 02/2004 😇Microsoft 0:1 💒
me, a political science major: How could you watch television 📺 at a time like this?? Don't you realize that Donald Trump👌🏻 🤡👌🏻 is a unique threat 💥💥💥 to our 🇺🇸Democracy🇺🇸? You should check out the Washington Post and Politico - maybe read up on some 5️⃣3️⃣8️⃣ statistics! Anyways I'm too busy ⏱ to watch tv, I spend my time staying informed with Rachel Maddow 💁🏻♂️and I'm trying to get an internship on 🏛the Hill🏛with my uncle, the Congressman. #ImStillWithHer
you: how was your day?
me, a music major: doo 🎷ba 🎺de 🎷ba 🎺da da, ba 🎻doo de 🎹da za, 🎻bee pa 🎸dee pa 🎺ba pa da 🎸na 🎸zwa 🥁pa 🎷doo daaa
you: Can you stop at the store for me?
me, an urban planning major: stop? 🙅 I only stop to plant trees 🌲🌳🌿🌱 and to school you on zoning laws 🏣🏡🏬🏢🕍🕌🏫 no gentrification on my watch tho 🙅🙅👏👏 Jane Jacobs 2:1 🌳🌿👏
me, a theatre major: practice🙅🙅🚫 No, I have REHEARSAL🤣🤗♪♫♬Acting🎭Dancing💃Singing🎶🎤 I am a TRIPLE ⚂😉😉😉 THREAT😲😮 Future Broadway Star💥💫✨ Bernadette Peters is my QUEEN🌈👑
you: How are you?
me, a law major: how am I? 😤😤😤 dead inside 💀☠️👻😨😢 but you know what I won't be after I graduate 🤑🤑🎓 because I'm gonna get that job at my uncles firm 🚬💳💸💰 John Marshall 3:4 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻
me, an English major: A movie? 😮🎞 No thank you. 😊✨ I’ll be at home 🏡 curled up with a cup of tea and a book. 🍵📚❤ Reading is my escape, 💫 and the halls of Hogwarts 🏰 ⚡️and the fields of Camp Half-Blood ⛰ 🌊 are my home. 😊❤️ Magic is still real 😮👌 if you READ, 🍵📚🍵📚🍵📚🍵📚🍵📚 and I also have to wash my cardigans 😊👕 Chaucer
Me, an engineer: English 📚? Liberal Arts📔📒📓? No thanks 😡😡😡 🔭STEM🔬 for me 😋😋😋. Science 🔬Technology 💡Engineering ✏and Math 📈 is all I need 👌!!! 🔥Elon Musk🔥 is my 💥H💥E💥R💥O💥, one day I'll work 60 hour weeks ⌚, and I'm gonna rake in the 💰CA💲H💰. Liberal 👀 arts 👀 majors don't understand ⚠ THE GRIND ⚠, I'll sleep 💤 when I'm 🚨DEAD 🚨 , if you aren't learning 💡engineering✔ then you aren't learning 🙅🙅🙅. Technology is 🚩APOLITICAL🚩
me, a physics major: Movies? 🎥 I don't 🙅🏼❌🚫 have time ⏰🕰⌛️ for watching 👀 fake sci-fi movies 🎞📺. I'm a physics major 👨🏻🔬🔭🔬and all I watch ⌚️ is YouTube videos ⏯ where my hero 😍😍😍 famed astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson 👨🏾🚀👨🏾🚀👨🏾🚀 explains 🗣🗣🗣 why SciFi 🤖🤖🤖👽👽👽 films 🎞 are scientifically inaccurate 😤 and physically impossible 🤦🏻♂️. If you need me, 💁🏻💁🏻 I'll be drawing 📓📝✏♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥body diagrams 📐, ♥♥♥♥-talking liberal arts 🎭🤹♂️👨🏻🎨🎨 students on Reddit, 👨💻👨💻👨💻, listening 👂🏻 to my favorite 🖤🖤 podcast, Science Vs, 👊👊 and unlocking 🔐🔓 the secrets 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐 of the universe 🌎🌚🌝💥☀️💫. Gotta blast! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
me, a history major: it was far 🔥🔥🔥hotter🔥🔥🔥 during the great fire of London, but you wouldn't know that because you spend so much time focusing on the ⏰🆕📡📲future that you forget to look ⬅️back to the past and 💆🏻♂️understand your place in the context of 🏰🏯🏟🌋🏭🗿🗺mankind!!
me, a general studies major: Haha bro 👦🏻 you think you're going to have a career? You're nothing🚫! So you took 'academically engaging classes' in 🏘college? Bah! Well let me ask you this - did you play on any ⛹🏻🤽🏻♂️🏊🏻varsity teams? I didn't think so. I'll be 🏀shooting 3️⃣ threes and spiking 🏐 balls on the 🏖 beach til' the day I die, raking in the 💸dough and the 🔥hot 👱🏼♀️babes, while you're slowly 👵🏻 decomposing in your 🏚 office cubicle. Be sure to turn on 📺 ESPN in a few years, because you'll see my face 👨🏻on the big screen giving you a big fat 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻finger
me, an econ major: hah the marginal 🤤utility you get from that taco 🌮 is less than the market price so you better change your 💸💵💰consumer preferences or else face a monetary 📉 loss and 💳have to take out a loan! Don't worry, Adam 😳😰 Smith told me that anyone can 🛥🏦🏡🏎make it in America if they ⚒🛠have enough capital and labor 👨🏻💼👨🏻🌾👨🏻⚕️👷🏻 so before you spend your wealth make sure you invest 📈📊in a 807-G PQS account to get that sweet 📋🗒💕compound interest!
me, a business major: actually I don't have the time to be giving out 🤑🙃 free handouts 🚫💸😷 and participation trophies 🙅🏆 to people who don't deserve it 💅🏼💆 every day is a ⚠️ GRIND ⚠️, you should check out 💥📚Tai Lopez 🙌🏼🙎🏻♂️👍🏼, he really inspired me to start my own data driven 📊 paradigm shifting 🌊 digital marketing 💻👾 consulting company 📈💰😤 by the way, can you share us on facebook? we only have 52 likes
me, a graphic design major: Don't you realize 💡🙇♀️🙇💡 that graphic design 🖋🌀can change the world?? 🌎 i believe that ✍️🖥 sleek posters 🖨 🖼, 🆒 apps 📱, and innovative 🔋brands 🛍📊 can fix ⚙️🔧 anything and change 📈 anyone's 👨👩👦👦👩👩👦👦👨👨👦👦 perspective 🛣. you might think 👩🎓 i'm just 🖱🖱🖱 clicking away ⌛️ in the local starbucks ☕️🍪, but i am actually 💁💁♂️ solving 📐📝 real world issues 🏙🌋 with design 💻. just wait ⏰ until you see 👀 the buttons 🔴🔵⚪️⚫️ and stickers 🔳🔲◻️ i will be selling 💸🏷 this weekend 🍸🗓 with an illustration of 🍊 trump 🍊 as a pile of 💩💩. and no 🙅🙅♂️ you 🚫 can't 🚫 have one for 🆓
me, a film major: ok 👌 but like Romeo 🙎♂️and Juliet 🙋 or more like Harry 🤦🏻♂️and Sally 🤦♀️ or orson welles 👴🏻 and rosebud 🌹 please 🙏 clarify because I'm like Abed 🤷🏽♂️ from Community 👨⚖️ 🙎🏼🙎🏽♂️🙋🏾♂️🙎🏾🙍🏻👴🏻 and I can only feel ❤️ things through movie 🎬 and tv 📺 references
you: hey should i get this in green or yellow
me, a linguistics major: the only 🚫 stop 🚫 i know are plosives 💥 and nasal 👃 stops‼️ but i'm more a 🌬fricative🌬 cause fricatives don't ❌ stop ❌❌❌ that's how ladefoged 👅👀👍 wants it 👄 don't tell me 😡 to stop 😡 i do what I want 😤😤😤 i'm an atelic verb phrase 😫😩 you can't end me 💪 i keep going 🚶👊 no matter what the haters say 💁💁 chomsky 😧
🎵🎵Hey 👀look👀, buddy, 👁I'm👁 an 👷Engineer👷. 👈That👈 😡means😡 👁I👁 🔎solve🔍 problems. ❌Not❌ problems 👍like👍 "What is 🌺beauty?🌺🤔🤔🤔", because 👈that👈 would 🍂fall🍂 within the purview of ⛎your⛎ ❓conundrums❓ of 🤔philosophy🤔. 👁I👁 🔎solve🔍 practical problems. 💥💥💥 👊Heavy👊: 😱😱😱 Fr'instance, How am 👁I👁 going 2️⃣ 🛑stop🛑 some big 😡mean😡 👩mother👩 hubbard from tearing 👉me👈 🅰️ 🏠structurally🏠 superfluous 🆕new🆕 🍑behind🍑?🤔🤔🤔 The 💡answer💡...🎵🎵 💥💥💥 👟Scout👟: 😱😱😱 🎵🎵...use 🅰️ 🔫gun.🔫 And if 👈that👈 ❌don't❌ work.... 💥💥💥 ...use more 🔫gun.🔫 💥💥💥 ❓Unknown❓ Assailant🤔🤔🤔: 👉My👈 💪arm💪
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