Nico Nico Nii~ I’ll make all your hearts go Nico Nico Nii! This week we’ll watch the rise of the great Ni- Huh? What do you mean I won’t be there this week? Some group named Aqours in Love Live! Sunshine!! Is going instead of me- I mean all of µ’s? How do you even pronounce that? Aku-wars? Lame! They’re 1000 years too early to be a great school idol like me! Umm… I mean Nico Nico Nii~ Nico loves all idols of all shapes and sizes and these girls from the boonies are no different at all! … Huh?! ANOTHER idol group will appear? Idols from the 346 Pro talent agency… The Cinderella Project?! Honoka, you’ve gotta let me and Hanayo go! The great Nico Nii has to see them perform! And no way, it’s a double feature too? We get to see two episodes instead of one this week? That’s amazing, nico! Unfortunately, the stupid tomato and her dumb training retreats are gonna get in my way! I can’t stand being in the same house as her! No! Nozomi get away from me, I swear I’m being honest with myself. Fine, I-I guess I’ll go and leave the newbies in charge of the club. Apparently they’re running some dumb poll thing too so I’ll just leave it here, nico! [poll link] Too bad Nico isn’t on the popularity poll or she’d win first place! Now everyone all together now! Nico Nico Nii!

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