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+rep helped me with fish farming in Minecraft after meeting on Skyblock so epic

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shulk so much, I had all the games and merchandise
>I pray to Shulk every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shulk is love" I say; "Shulk is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shulk
>I called him a ♥♥♥♥
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shulk
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "Now it's Shulk time."
>He grabs me with his powerful Hom hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready