Yo, I'm the Scout, the coolest guy you'll ever meet, born and raised in Boston. My gun's like a wizard's wand, spitting fire like there's no tomorrow. And my bat? Well, it packs a mighty punch. I'm like a force of nature, guys - nobody can mess with me without getting sent straight to the shadow realm. Don't test me, dudes - I'm the gift from God, and I'll take anyone on, no seriously, i will.

























































































[this is a parody account, please play along]