Recent reviews by Birch Wood Tree

This will be my final review ever for an EA sports soccer/FIFA related title. After years of frequent pain, heart concerns, mental damage, broken controllers (and broken relationships over repetitive screaming at a video game), I am happy to say that I have exceeded my limit as a player. The outright disarray and confusion from EA as a company when producing this game has lead to a truly beautiful downfall. The community of this game, which still remains, will continue to play and complain about how poor it can get. The fact is: we have all spent money countless times in game, and have formed regrets because of it, but what we can gain from this is the fact that we have the choice to never encounter it all again. I am making that choice now as I wish that many others would and will do. To EA Sports- kindly, respectfully, find your way out to the exit.

I'm editing my review with... a couple of more hours. Still is a piece of sh*t. It's fun when you're grasping at the straws of happiness that life isn't giving to you. Once you think you're enjoying it, the devs personally take their time to take a deuce all over your game play, slap you across the face through your monitor, then spit on your forehead while saying "who's our little player?" Would NOT recommend this game. If you enjoy getting angry while you play video games, then ignore my recommendation. Good luck playing FIFA 23, the same FIFA that's been out for 12 years. Don't worry, though, the graphics are- you guessed it- also absolute DOG.

I think I'd rather be a victim of literally any world crisis than have to deal with this pile of donkey crap for another year. Not buying this trash again. Imagine having so much inconsistency in your servers that players quit WHILE WINNING. The only issue with this game is the fact that EA isn't in prison with the rest of FIFA for being terrible at life.

Fun time. Fun to go "pew pew" but also fun to go "SMASH POW WAMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOO." If you like a game that can be both easy and challenging (as you please), I'd recommend. This is also fun to play both with friends and solo.

I may be a Birch Wood Tree, but this game is very well designed and extremely addictive. If you love survival games, I would suggest this one because it is free and you will never need to worry about spending money. Gameplay is simple but can be hard (if you want it to be). Fun to play with friends on public servers.