aw man that sucks, that thing had a float of like 0.9999

bro do you still have that really battle-scarred pp bizon i gave you a few years ago?

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I Selled my wife for internet connection for play 'conter stirk' and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

ich denke dass es kein verschwendung war, in der schule deutch lernen ggs

es war mir ein Fest

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he needs more booletz bigger weppons

redbull, the apricot edition

best trolldier after muselk

the coolest soldier in the server

cool demo

+rep, very chill dude, shame we couldn't get some chaos started. Maybe in the future

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god jul, men tänk på alkoholen ;)

Craaaazy gamer!

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+Rep] Crazy good with the funny spoon, if you see them, run. Really chill mate!

It was the most fun I've had whilst getting my arse handed to me :D

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play dbd sometime its a really cool horror game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Did someone say sus 😱😱😱 HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱 AMONG US IS THE BEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RED IS SO SUSSSSS 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡 OH YOUR CREWMATE? NAME EVERY TASK 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I think it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/amongusmemes r/unexpectedamongus
r/expectedamongus perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos

Among Us (coloquially termed "amogus") teaches us to punish the minority and hate those who are different and unique as "impostors." Instead, I like the breath of fresh air this problem provides as a new perspective on deduction that is not "red is sus, red vented, etc." that has been dominating the jokes of my peers and the view of my feed. Yet, by trying to force this problem to conform to "amogus," you yourself are trying to crush originality and uniqueness. Among Us is a game ultimately convincing us to conform to menial labor as "tasks" and accept the deal of being just like the rest of the crewmates.

ITS ABOUT LIES 🤞 ITS ABOUT VENTING 🕳 WE STAY SUSSY 😈 WE IMPOSTOR 📮 KILL IN O2 💨 KILL IN REACTOR 🔋 AND SABOTAGE 💥 I GOT IMPOSTOR IN MY VEINS 🫀 I NEED TO KILL THE CREWMATES 🔪 I WON THE GAME 🏆 SO WHATS MY MOTHERSUSSING NAME? 🗣 BAKA 😈📮

Lil jimmy🧍🏻‍♂️, do you see 👀 the vent ⌨️on the floor🔽⁉️? Have you ever heard 👂of Among Us 📮lil jimmy 😂🤣🧍🏻‍♂️? You need ❗️to vent ⌨️. I know 🧠it will be hard 🍆for you to be sus 🤪😂🤣📮🚘but 🍑I know 🧠you can 🥫do it lil jimmy🧍🏻‍♂️😂🥴.

My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING 😱😎
Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪
“IM READY ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER”
I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️
She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” 🤔 I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC 😮

Whenever I played among us I’d get hard like really hard. The idea that I could be an innocent crewmate trying to survive when a dominant imposter is out looking for me is just… Or when I’m the imposter and I see the fear in pink’s eyes when I’m about to kill them…. The adrenaline from emergency meetings… It all makes me so horny, today I decided that instead of normal porn I’d wank to among us porn and god it was life changing, the orgasm was strong I was shaking ♥♥♥ was everywhere!! The thought of crewmate just doing their tasks not knowing Im behind them ready to strike… I came super quickly and Id do it again, I infact might do it again right now as I got really hard while telling you this.

-rep came out of the closet during the game. talked about how much he likes sucking on man sausage. it was quite disturbing. kids are playing this game, keep this stuff to yourself. And also he has to talk for 10 minutes to give info. instead of saying 1 mid, he goes into the history of CS and then how the map was made. eventually he gets to the point of telling you where the enemy is, but by then your already dead cause you couldnt hear him coming over the voice of this idiot.

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.