Ricky Dicky doo da Grimes, boom shakalaka boom shaka

AWESOME!!!!!! He's fun. "♥♥♥♥ THIS MAN".... or at least try it. I love the "sexy man" in this "profile" so much.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

The moon has fallen

Stop eating cheese out of the cambros

Put ice in the deep fryer

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome

haha lol ur engineer is epic

marry me omg ur so hot lol

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen.

Woke up in a new timeline, okay
What’s up? All my friends seemed to die today
Fight's up 'cause you’re bound to get dunked tonight
Cause you’re in for a bad time
Slept in the same clothes 'cause I didn’t care
Snowdin’s full of dust blowing everywhere
Your sins prove you’re bound to get dunked tonight
Cause you're in for a bad time

Shoutouts to his dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I bet 20$ you like pasta ;)

Hi, I see you have many useless craftable TF2 items So I can give one of my hats for all of them.
Check my profile (link in bio) and send me steam trade offer if its ok for you. Thanks for attention!

yo alex its ya boi will accept that friend request or be cursed by quarterwise

SimpleFlips to Shoutouts

Congrats, You Won An Auction: https://scrap.tf/auctions/1R71F6

jk plz dont hurt me I dont want anymore of them jigglypuff back airs

-rep I get more quality out of a cup of Instant ramen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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-rep hates heavy

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"Your a salty one, Pasta" - Pasta la Zony 2017

+rep a good sport

I wanted to tell you that someone on your friendslist is a scammer.

Added cuz i need to talk something really important...

+rep is a funny, chill, teamplayer and overall is just a cool guy 9.5/10

Pasta is good

https://youtu.be/2k0SmqbBIpQ

+rep Great guy, and a good team player :)

10/10 sent him a steam message and responds couple days later.

Hai