Yeah can I get uhhh SAUSAGE AND MUSHROOM PIZZA

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

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Let’s say 💬, i've 👁 been a bad 👎 boy 👦. let’s say 🗣, hypothetically, i've 🙋 been a naughty 😲 boy 👦👨👴 even 🌃. ok 👌🏽, and if I 👁 were a naughty 😈 boy 👦, I 👁 would also 👨 be your 🙊👉👌 dirty 💩 little 👌 ♥♥♥♥ 👅 right ✔? then hypothetically speaking 🗣 I 👁 would be your 👈💦 little 👌 cumslut 😠. now let’s say 😩💬 that i'm 😼👌💥 also 👨 daddy’s boy 👦

now that we’ve established 🔍 i'm 💘 both a bad 👎 boy 👦 and daddy’s boy 👦, then i 👁 believe 🌈 you’d agree 👍💯 with me when ⏰ i 👁 say 🗣 that I 👁 deserve 👌 a spanking 🍑. am i 👁 not correct ✅? a bad 👎 boy 👦🏼 deserves 🎂👌🏼 a spanking 🍑👋 and as you 👈 are daddy 👨👅, I 👥 am your 👃👈👯 boy 👦, so i 👥 am the one ☝ who must 👫 receive 📲 punishment 😳😩💁🏻

- rep

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So today I trolled my class with Among Us in an epic way. We were doing a test and were putting numbers into the computer to log into the test. It reminded me of Among Us so I shouted, "IS THAT AN AMONG US REFERENCE?!?!" I then pointed at the kid next to me, who was wearing a red shirt, and yelled, "RED SUS! RED SUS! VOTE OUT RED HE'S SUS!" The teacher tried to pull me out of the classroom but I stabbed him with a pencil epic John Wick style! I proceeded to scream, "DEAD BODY REPORTED!" Then they EXPELLED me and it was kind of sus the way they did it. On my way out of the school I saw a vent so I grabbed the nearest kid and shoved him into the vent! I cracked his skull but it was just a joke so it's okay.

My therapy starts tomorrow