imagine being so loserpilled and lamecored. lol. can't believe this idiot is still out here milking cows for money. do you seriously think the farmer life is still worthwhile? get help, nerd. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lung-breather. you don't deserve this country

i can't contain it any mroe. plkaese respond to my tindfer dms. please. it's sucha s imple request. i just wantt o see your feet in person. i was so glad whenw e matched but you haven't; respondede to me in almost 30 mintues now. plkease. PLEASE dude please.

sick of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i don't even know what to call them eggs? youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid little fleshy egg ball things all over the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ floor and on the walls and ♥♥♥♥ dude. ♥♥♥♥ you stop it bro put them in the trash or something

never will your spawn, vile creatures of accursed womb, find peace on this earth

made me moist in the crotch zone.,.,,.

you have to admit, conservatives and liberals don't have much of a place in american society. i mean, really, politics? if you believe in the existence of politics at all i think you're kind of a dullard fellow. lol

sing me a song mr..l ,, spank monkey

we'll melt your popsicle!! woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh

slummin it. slummin it. slummin it Good! Life as a sailor is filled with food.

bad joke jacob, bad joke. bad joke man. bro. bad joke. bad joke jacob don't make that joke. bad joke man. man that's a bad joke. bad joke. stop man that's a bad joke.

/./....//./././../ don't smoek cigar.

bro everyone loves some gamer girl pee right?? but pee is stored in the balls... so then where is gamer girl pee from?

Little ♥♥♥♥♥ eat my booty
Have yourself this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ smoothie
Got this hole all douched so savor
All this ass up in your way ho

Always bussin for that anal
Never hear your ♥♥♥♥ no banal
I just need some tootie fruity
Get that tongue out of my coochie

We can suck and ♥♥♥♥ for hours
But my ass just needs your powers
Want that slurpy slurpy slurpy
Or some priestly ♥♥♥♥ like Sunday

I can cool it in your choir
You can watch me ♥♥♥♥♥ admire
All this jiggy jiggy ass
Makin you go late to class
Yeah it’s sunday school I need that ♥♥♥♥
So stick it up in this real quick
Or ♥♥♥♥ it with your fingers
Maybe tongue it like a singer
I’m just searchin for a guy
Who can do it nice and fine
Give my ass that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pleasure
Which no other ho can measure

The video states that Polly “has a ♥♥♥♥”. This ended up causing a very split reaction that I, honest to god, did not expect. This is a character we’ve been asked for hundreds of times. I was very much under the impression that “girl with ♥♥♥♥” (whatever you want to call it) was a pretty universal interest/preference/fetish among Anime/Hentai/Visual Novel fans. I can’t even keep track of how many hentai’s I’ve seen where some chick all the sudden breaks out a huge ♥♥♥♥; a fantasy fetish that can be enjoyable on screen but that doesn’t necessarily translate to real life for everybody.

conscript me ♥♥♥♥♥

Alright don't tell my girlfriend this lol but yesterday I was at a little friendly get together with my friend right? Guy friend, ok, old time childhood friend. It was him, his girlfriend, his female friend, and another of his male friends. Now the male friend was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot, alright, objectively (no gay ♥♥♥♥ keep that in mind). And his female friend was like whatever, but the male friend kept making gay jokes and ♥♥♥♥ and I swore to god if that little twink said he was gonna suck Lucas' ♥♥♥♥ again I was gonna spank him. But eventually he said he was bi and at that point I was seriously thinking about asking if he wanted me to suck his ♥♥♥♥ or the other way around. He seemed pretty interested in my friend's female friend, but I feel like he would've let me. I didn't of course because I'm not gay, but does it make me gay for considering sucking his ♥♥♥♥? He was really hot so I don't think it is gay, and I have a girlfriend lol. Just wanted some thoughts. Thanks.

Others may think that the succubus' behavior is strange and as a result be turned away from the game, but really it adds so much. Personally, just a few minutes ago when I was masturbating with Fap Queen and the succubus told me to do a huge ball slap, I really spanked my nuts harder than I ever have before. I was left sore and in pain, but it made the experience so much more involved, and gave me a much deeper sense of arousal. When the Queen herself tells you you're not allowed to come, or she lets out that devious little chuckle of hers, it's a genuinely sensuous experience. And, if you're lucky enough to be allowed to nut, whether it's with the succubus or with the queen, it'll be a time you'll never forget. I tried not to spoil too much because I genuinely want you to enjoy the game youself, but it is really spectacular. So please, before judging a game, try it out. Don't judge a book by its cover or, in this case, don't judge a nut by the accompaniment.

Honestly, I can understand your stance that Fap Queen is just a mindless masturbation game for horny lonely people. From a totally uninformed standpoint, that's definitely what it is. Reading nothing but reviews and maybe watching videos about it could make it seem that meaningless, but truly it is far more. Masturbating while playing Fap Queen has given me an experience unlike any other. Whereas before my nuts felt, frankly, like the inevitable outcome of a pleasurable experience, now every nut is more like the loot cave at the end of a difficult but fun WoW raid, where I get to feel the deepest pleasure imaginable, compounded upon an already enjoyable experience. Fap Queen is a gift to humanity, and it's the only time where I feel I can truly express myself sexually.

i took your christmas tree...... sned me 8$ (mexico dollar) to get back... im waiting...

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff


mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh
i thINK i smeel BLACK on you SONNY!!!

AHHH
hutia te ritote harakeke kei hea te komako e ko
ki mai ki ahau
he aha te mea nui te ao?
maku e ki, he tangata (katoa)!
tihei mauri ora.
A whiti whano hara mai te toki.
Humie hui e taiki e!

The wind whipped across my naked face.
As I lugged my pack and other such belongings,
I longed for the warmth our house promised,
for the ability to see your smiling face,
and to begin the work I still had left in store.

I stepped upon the threshold of our house,
and gripped the knob with cold mechanical fingers,
to find the door which I had so hoped to pass,
was locked despite the yearnings of my grasp,
and remained as such through shaking of the knob.

So around my shoulder I slung my heavy pack,
and reached inside to grab my lonely key.
Though the light you left had shriveled into dark,
I managed to fit the key into its lock,
and turned the handle to open up my home.

Then I crossed the steps into this frigid house,
where no light was on and shadow run amok.
Where you were not and I just stood alone.
In quiet shock because now this home I owned
is not for two- your light too briefly shone.

A cold night on winter’s eve.
When biting winds ensnare the plain wanderer,
and lifeless ground is drenched then frozen over,
yet not graced with the peace of snow,
nor softened by the life of rain.

I approached my house in darkness.
Guided by the light you left,
flickering dimly in that shadowy cocoon,
yet beckoning nevertheless.
And I answered its call.

I am the most important
So I am alone
To preserve my importance
Because I am first
I am me
I am not you or he or she
I would never be tainted by others
I am a dark obelisk against an Egyptian sky
Tinged by rich lapis pigments
Braced by pale yellow sand
The only notable figure in a sea of nothing

Instead of sitting down to imagine
and wonder about the possibilities of past, present, and future
or invent mental landscapes
to run around and be free,
I prefer simply to not.
To avoid frolicking in the endless rolling beetle-wing fields
which shimmer blue and green and yellow under
the welcoming sun,
or spread wide and take flight,
bringing me to the other avenues of mental adventure.
I prefer to stay present in the present,
present to myself the presents of discovery in the world around,
avoid needlessly repeating the same thoughts and sounds,
as my imagination takes me only to the place that wants to be found.

Do you remember me? You called me a "weeb" today in a TF2 game. I'll have you know that I am not a weeb, I am an anime connoisseur. I have studied the fine Japanese art since I was young and am simply cultured, far more so than you. Good day, sir.

If you insult taterbugy again I will end your life. He is a distinguished boy scout who has served for long enough to become an Eagle Scout, and is better than you will ever be. If you ever even think about saying anything to disrespect his name again I will erase you from all of history, pissant. Taterbugzy is far superior to you and everyone you know. End of story.

if you sound like a ♥♥♥♥♥, often, you look like a ♥♥♥♥♥.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= WHENEVER I THINK OF YOUR EYES =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= I ALWAYS THINK OF MY DAUGHTER =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= CUZ YOU GOT MY DAUGHTER'S EYES =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= AND YOU DEFINITELY GOT MY ♥♥♥♥ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

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I need you to contact the Craska Mayo. ok? The Craska Mayo.

what if...i told u...i was an incel.? jus an ugly man..who womin wil never lobe..a mn who has 2 strugoe to get vital effection awardid freely 2 roastiez and chads. u would b disgusted..hate me. but if intold u that i was a uglee gamr gitl? u wold ask 4 pics of my bobies. the duble standards are way 2 real.

Eventually I saw some white stuff drop out from between the seams of the anal fleshlight, and assuming it was my ♥♥♥, I licked it off the floor (don't kinkshame I'm bi not inhuman..) but then that wriggled in my mouth!! Did every single sperm I squirted into my waifu pillow somehow fertilize an egg and now I am a father to hundreds of children growing in my body pillow? Did my sperm clump up and start living in units? Please tell me if you've experienced anything similar or have any advice. Thanks!

I'm sending this question to all weebs I have added on my friends' list because I think it's a pretty common issue that people just aren't talking about: Does your daki (dakimakura, body pillow, etc) wriggle? At first I just thought my precious two-year-old built-in vaginal and anal fleshlight based off of Riley Reid with computer-synthesized moans model of Miku (from vocaloid, of course, lol) daki had finally gained sentience and was ready to begin a real life with me. But as I patiently waited for her to call out my name, I got no response, and no movement besides wriggling.

doode!. the cunst ar going 2 get u!!!

Yeah, I may be what they call a “kissless virgin” but that doesn’t give you any right to bully me over my penis size!! And they say girth is what matters most anyways so...

you do not ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ you a ♥♥♥♥♥
you absolutely do not ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ for real you do not ♥♥♥♥
seriously you out here not ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cuz you a ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

cat in the hat ♥♥♥♥♥
glock on my mattress
blood on the sheets this
sex was just smashin
my ♥♥♥♥ learn to read wow
green eggs and ham now
one fish thats my jam ya
new cuts on her wrist for
bitin my ♥♥♥♥ nah
♥♥♥♥♥ hurt my ♥♥♥♥ ow
bye you aint ♥♥♥♥ cow
never learn to write it
this rap is so low brow
lorax steal my paper
no sex so i rape her
thneed some more sockies
her mouth taste like toffee
wont shut up so i brought these
books and i taught these
hoes how to read me
pull out my pHD
you ♥♥♥♥♥ i go doctor
seuss on these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
what

I've travelled the world, and there's no other girl like you.

please understand ur mom gay haha

Nothing infuriates me more than when some entitled honky thinks they can stroll onto my property and just do and say whatever they want. Listen here, son. I own this place. It is mine. Just because I go off for a short trip to my vacation home does not mean you can waltz on in and start doing whatever gay ♥♥♥♥ you want. You can buy it off me if you want so bad, but given the type of povertous honkies which have been destroying this town, I doubt you can afford it. Now scurry on before you can't anymore.

*I sprint up to you completely naked and grinning from ear to ear*

*you look at me puzzled*

*I slap you across the face super hard*

*"Ow! What the ♥♥♥♥!" you exclaim*

*I latch onto you and begin furiously humping you*

i eat bones

why would you buy a gucci belt if you weren't going to use it to whip your children?

hey babe,... mind if i..................., slide up your ladder?

the only way.. to TRULY. Love... some1. is to... give... bi..rth to. them

I have a confession to make. I'm addicted. It started basic, I just tried it once at a party, and they all egged me on, said I was impressive. I did it a bunch more, and the party ended eventually, and I thought that would be it. But it wasn't. I started doing it at home, obsessively. I assured myself I could stop whenever I wanted, but it only grew from there. I did it in secret- at work on my lunch break, in public bathrooms, when nobody was looking in the aisles at the supermarket. Once, I almost got caught while away from home at a wal-mart, their security chased me out of the building and I've been too afraid to go back since. That wasn't enough to deter me though, it only steeled my resolve. I would do it quickly even while people were around, and I gradually grew more and more bold until today. I did something daring. I was on my bike and I got up and-and- I T-Posed. Right in front of an oncoming car. I almost died. I can't stop. Help.

If you ever say that ♥♥♥♥ again dude I’m gonna pee in your ass. Really dude I’ll do it. I’ll unload my balls in there and you’ll have pee coming out of your ass when you go up for show and tell tomorrow. I’m serious dude if you ever say something even close to that again your ass is going to get peed inside. Mark my words dude I’ll pee in your ass.

flank flank jank jank ♥♥♥♥♥♥ goin "hank swank" my baby momma in the housa ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in they mouth cuz she a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy ♥♥♥♥♥ man that chick is off a switch but ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lookin bigga when they see her in the club cuz her booty rockin never stoppin sittin on they mouf like a little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ho never stoppin ♥♥♥♥ fore sho cuz she want that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ and sometimes im a little slow wOah

they made a pride month? how more liberal can you get