Recent reviews by Machete Wielding Spook

YEAH CUZ HE'S BACK!!
THE MAN, BEHIND, THE MASK!!!
AND HE'S AFTER YOUR SOUL!

skill issues. so many skill issues

Get clueless Family member teamates that lose you the game while you face experienced and coordinated Victim teams. Get clueless new Victim teamates while facing a coordinated and experienced family duo or full team. Worst matchmaking i've ever dealt with, coupled with awful queue times because it's objectively victim sided on most maps and playing family ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks unless you have 2 friends with you. Like I said, you will be punished severely for being solo, and I constantly face high hour players on the opposite team, and newbies on my team. every. single. time. Call it cope, or call it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ matchmaking, it doesn't matter, it wants to knickel and dime you with every dlc option, and it will be dead in under a year. This is coming from someone with over 550 hours who genuinely used to love this game, since launch.

An incredibly passionate and lovely game to satisfy your roguelike topdown needs, or if you just wish dennaton made hotline 3 like me and you've desperately needed this new itch.

Soda is lovely, innit?

The most fun you can have online, is now ruined by a cheating botnet epidemic and it makes up 70% of the playerbase in numbers, and yet VALVe does not give a damn. Here's hoping they fix it